Filed Under WTF: John Travolta And Olivia-Newton John Are Doing A Christmas Album

John Travolta parading around Kelly Preston isn’t convincing the world that he’s a red-blooded traditional family man, so the Scientology poster boy is kicking it up a notch with a Christmas album featuring his Grease co-star Olivia Newton-John.

We’re not sure which is more full of fuggery—this lame attempt at cashing in on 35-year-old memories of these two playing teen rebels, or the ferkakta album cover.

Did Travolta get a Chia pet in his stocking last year? Because it looks like he planted it on his head. We love Xanadu too much to trashtalk  Olivia. (We’ll let DListed’s Michael K do it: “[Her face] has gone from looking like that of a human’s to that of a plastic Thundercat’s.”)

The icing on the cake: An appearance by none other than Barbra Streisand.

If a duet with Babs this doesn’t stop you monsters from thinking John Travolta is a gay, we don’t know what will.