Filed Under WTF: John Travolta And Olivia-Newton John Are Doing A Christmas Album

John Travolta parading around Kelly Preston isn’t convincing the world that he’s a red-blooded traditional family man, so the Scientology poster boy is kicking it up a notch with a Christmas album featuring his Grease co-star Olivia Newton-John.

We’re not sure which is more full of fuggery—this lame attempt at cashing in on 35-year-old memories of these two playing teen rebels, or the ferkakta album cover.

Did Travolta get a Chia pet in his stocking last year? Because it looks like he planted it on his head. We love Xanadu too much to trashtalk  Olivia. (We’ll let DListed’s Michael K do it: “[Her face] has gone from looking like that of a human’s to that of a plastic Thundercat’s.”)

The icing on the cake: An appearance by none other than Barbra Streisand.

If a duet with Babs this doesn’t stop you monsters from thinking John Travolta is a gay, we don’t know what will.


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  • Jonny Quander

    Do Scientologists even celebrate Christmas?

  • KJ

    As a long time Olivia fan (i.e., before “Grease”), I’m not sure what to make of this collaboration. But for those interested in a unique Christmas CD sans Travolta, I recommend 2007’s “Christmas Wish.”

  • dvlaries

    Look at the difference in tautness between the skin on her face and that of her hands, and no wonder she looks somebody we don’t know.

  • redspyder


    Almost spit my coffee out… well done to the Queerty staffer responsible for that little gem!!

  • JennyDreadful

    Given his wealth and access to professional make-up and hair stylists I would think that John Travolta could do better than a box of “Just for Men”.

  • Cam

    It looks like somebody died astroturf black and stuck it onto Travolta’s head with glue.

  • Aidan8

    Can you say “saccharine?”

  • Rockery

    Yikes! Leave the Christmas albums to Mariah Carey please!

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