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Gay Community Apologizes For Driving Anti-Gay GOP Amy Koch To Commit Adultery

Last Friday we all shared a tasty little slice of schadenfreude pie when anti-gay Minnesota Senate Majority Leader Amy Koch stepped down from her leadership position amid allegations of an extra-marital with Senate staffer. She and her Republican cronies put a constitutional amendment banning marriage equality on next year’s ballot, but sadly the threat of gay marriage has already undermined her traditional marriage by driving her to find comfort in between her colleague’s legs.

So on behalf of gays everywhere, John Medeiros wrote a letter apologizing to Koch for leading her marriage astray. You’ll want to read the entire thing, but here’s one of the most blistering parts:

We apologize that our selfish requests to marry those we love has cheapened and degraded traditional marriage so much that we caused you to stray from your own holy union for something more cheap and tawdry. And we are doubly remorseful in knowing that many will see this as a form of sexual harassment of a subordinate.

It is now clear to us that if we were not so self-focused and myopic, we would have been able to see that the time you wasted diligently writing legislation that would forever seal the definition of marriage as being between one man and one woman, could have been more usefully spent reshaping the legal definition of “adultery.”

Yes, every time a gay wants to marry his or her partner, a straight person cheats on their spouse. Magical, isn’t it?

By:           Daniel Villarreal
On:           Dec 22, 2011
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  • 13 Comments
    • MikeE
      MikeE

      I think you meant to say that she sought comfort “between” her colleague’s legs.

      Dec 22, 2011 at 4:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ronbo
      Ronbo

      Couldn’t have happened to a nicer person. Now, where is Ms. Galligher?

      Dec 22, 2011 at 5:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Wow
      Wow

      P.S. In order to prevent gaydom from spreading like herpes, women who have grotesque appearances and mannerisms that might deter men from engaging in sexual activities with women should be forced to wear a paper bag, present company included.

      Dec 22, 2011 at 5:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      It’s always the closet cases or hypocritical cheaters that are pointing the finger at others.

      I mean this in the least bitchy possible way…but if THAT is what she looks like, what the hell must the guy cheating with her look like? Blech.

      Dec 22, 2011 at 8:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ian
      Ian

      I for one feel terrible about this. It’s clear that my decade-long relationship with my partner has caused this poor ethical and moral woman to stray and become a whore. I regret this and apologize to her.

      Dec 22, 2011 at 8:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rachel's black wall
      Rachel's black wall

      I lol’d.

      Dec 23, 2011 at 2:33 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • the crustybastard
      the crustybastard

      What the gays did to her hair is even worse.

      Dec 23, 2011 at 3:31 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mike
      Mike

      @the crustybastard: That is not the handiwork of the gays. That’s the work of that soccer mom of four who styles hair at the local Fantastic Sams.

      Dec 23, 2011 at 5:20 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ditto
      Ditto

      I was watching a rerun of a mid-1990s TV show last night and saw this exact hairstyle.

      Dec 23, 2011 at 9:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      # 7 and #8

      LOL!!!

      Dec 23, 2011 at 11:45 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Robert in NYC
      Robert in NYC

      It’s no different than gay republicans voting for candidates who oppose marriage equality, just as hypocritical and bigoted.

      Dec 23, 2011 at 11:57 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bricktop JAMIACA
      bricktop JAMIACA

      Jamaica to repeal homosexual law

      to donate to this political party, that will help repeal the homosexual law in JAMAICA if elected

      GO TO THEIR WEBSITE @ http://www.pnpjamaica.com/contrib.php

      http://pnp2011.org/

      Dec 23, 2011 at 4:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jessi
      jessi

      Just because your last name is koch, it doesn’t mean you have to fuck every last one in sight!

      Dec 26, 2011 at 11:02 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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