Gay Republican Cards: Get 'Em While They're Hot
 
 

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We wonder if there will be an expansion deck…

[Gay Republican Cards via The Gist]

 
Jul 25, 2008 · Link · 8 Responses
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No. 1 · queerunity

there arent enough cards in a deck for the number of republican sexual hypocrites
http://queersunited.blogspot.com

Posted: Jul 25, 2008 at 11:05 am
No. 2 · emb

Right Queerunity. How many members of the republican party are there? More'n 52 I suspect…

Posted: Jul 25, 2008 at 11:37 am
No. 3 · Trenton

Will pundits be included? Can Rush limbaugh be the Joker…or perhaps the 'Rules for playing poker' card? But then who shall be the Queen of Hearts…

Posted: Jul 25, 2008 at 1:00 pm
No. 4 · Jude

Charlie Crist?

Posted: Jul 25, 2008 at 1:12 pm
No. 5 · GayRepublican

Charlie Crist can't be included in the deck because he hasn't been offically outed. We can not make claims based on rumors or innuendo (otherwise we'd have our own Governer, Rick Perry featured prominently in the deck.

So, we've got 13 of your favorite gay republicans in here, and the cards tell the entire narrative.
Spades – Hypocritical/Anti Gay statement
Clubs – what they did
Diamonds – Denials
Hearts – something hilarious that we found

Also, the jokers are Great moments in gay republican history, and there is a poker hands card included – The flush is everyone caught in a public restroom
The High (on meth) card – Ted Haggard
You've got male – for congressman seeking out young boys on the internet
The Race Card – for bobbin Bob Allen
we've got a couple more that I can't remember off the top of my head.

Posted: Jul 25, 2008 at 2:31 pm
No. 6 · DeeJay

Why isn't Craig the QUEEN of spades?

Posted: Jul 25, 2008 at 6:17 pm
No. 7 · GayRepublican

Richard Curtis, an actual Queen, is the Queen of spades.

That made loved him some Donna Karen.

Posted: Jul 25, 2008 at 7:17 pm
No. 8 · Trenton

Brilliant. I may just send a pack of these to my dear, dear Republican parents. :)

Posted: Jul 28, 2008 at 11:32 am
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