Happy Endings: The Day We Winced

• Because schadenfreude’s much, much funnier when its Japanese.

• Costa Rican lawmakers put forth same-sex nuptial bill.

• Rabbi Sharon Kleinbaum will be one of New York Gay Pride’s grand marshals. Mazel tov!

• CBS hates the world, won’t stop until we’re all covered in corrosive sludge.

• Ralph Lauren brings window shopping into the 21st century.

• Anti-gay Adoption.com would rather not work in California than follow a judge’s advice.

• Rod McCullom hearts Perez: “I think Perez gets a lot of grief, but I think there’s a market for Perez — obviously there is. Just look at his readership. Some people are going to say just because people are reading him doesn’t mean he’s right, and that could be a good argument, but I would say if so many people are reading him, he’s addressing a need.”

• Gay guppies on the rise.

• Global warming’s so last season. Global cooling‘s all the rage!

• Out‘s all about Patrick Wolf.