Howard K. On Gay Rumors
Anna Nicole Smith’s former “husband” and hanger-on Howard K. Stern spoke out against those nasty gay rumors.
Former MSNBC journo Rita Cosby’s new book, Blonde Ambition: The Untold Story Behind Anna Nicole Smith’s Death, alleges Stern and Smith’s baby daddy, Larry Birkhead had a queer affair. Stern says that’s bullshit:
It’s ridiculous. I mean it’s absolutely absurd.
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Dannielynn is gonna read this garbage and it’s almost like she’s gonna have to get counseling from the age of 3.
We’re surprised the little lady ain’t in therapy already!
Just curious, has anyone heard if Cosby has been asked whether or not she told Birkhead his legal fees from that awful woman Opri would be free? If so, how did Cosby respond?
Dannielynn clearly a genius who’s going to read by age 3. Who’d have thought that being on heroin while pregnant would RAISE a fetus’s IQ!
Please remind me why after decades of failure to prevent anyone in the US who didn’t just get off the special bus from daring to say publicly that being called gay/bi is “garbage” or “disgusting” or any of the other words these two and their attorneys have used—why, repeat, WHY is any self-respecting gay person STILL taking the Human Rights Champagne fund and SAAD seriously, let alone sending them more money to piss away???
If Cosby’s book is as full of fiction as Stern claims, then I cut him some slack on the lawsuit. What I don’t understand is why he seems most strenuously to dispute the “gay claim” as opposed to the claim that he and Birkhead were in collusion to split the possible windfall from the Marshall estate (which, ironically, most legal pundits are saying will never happen). I find that claim much more scurrilous than the gay claim…