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Iowa Man Bravely Fakes Gay Bashing, Blames Black Guy

30-year-old University of Iowa graduate student Ryan Grant Watson filed a police report saying that a black man “hit him in the face, causing him to fall back against [a brick] wall, sustaining cuts to his face, knee and ankle.” He also said the guy called him a faggot. Harrowing story, except that Watson later said that what really happened was that he got shit-faced, fell, and then injured himself. Police have charged him with the serious misdemeanor of providing a false report to law enforcement. Meanwhile the police have begun searching for the men actually responsible for Watson’s injuries crime—Johnny Walker and Jose Cuervo.

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By: Daniel Villarreal
On: Aug 1, 2011
Tagged: fake gay bashings, Iowa, Ryan Grant Watson

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No. 1 · MikeE
that Jose Cuervo.. surely an illegal immigrant!

Aug 1, 2011 at 4:24 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 2 · nineinchnail · Member · 155 comments
Maybe he should get the crap kicked out of him for making a mockery about the serious issue of gay bashing. Stupid pr*ck.

Aug 1, 2011 at 5:39 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 3 · Cam
Throw the book at him.

Aug 1, 2011 at 7:01 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 4 · Guillermo3 · Member · 81 comments
Editors:This i hilarious! DID YOU CRIB FROM THE ONION? WHAT COULD BE BETTER THAN A POST THAT SLURS 3 BELEAGUERED MINORITIES?:BLACKS,DRUNKS.AND GAYS!?

Aug 1, 2011 at 7:01 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 5 · Guillermo3 · Member · 81 comments
@nineinchnail: HEAR!HEAR!!

Aug 1, 2011 at 7:03 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 6 · Ogre Magi
Someone need to beat him ass

Aug 1, 2011 at 7:05 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 7 · owl
I can totally see how hitting his back against a brick wall could get his face cut up. cant you guys?

Aug 1, 2011 at 7:29 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 8 · james_from_cambridge
Why is the inclination to always say “a black guy did it.” At this point, If I was a cop and a victim uttered those words, I would immediately become suspicious of the victim!

http://newsone.com/nation/case.....criminals/

Aug 1, 2011 at 8:11 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 9 · Ren
Yeah, racist idiot.

Aug 1, 2011 at 9:41 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 10 · tjr101 · Member · 791 comments
How many times have we seen this “blame the black guy.” American society generally has the view of black men as being villainous. Heck, a black guy in the WH is being blamed for the mess left by his predecessor and everything that goes wrong.

Aug 1, 2011 at 10:48 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 11 · bubbalicious
silly queer. doesn’t he know that kind of accusation only works if you are a white women?!?!

sarcasm, folks. but, you know it’s true.

Aug 1, 2011 at 11:08 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 12 · Allen D.
I don’t understand why he had to explain anything to anybody. You got drunk and hurt yourself. Lots of people do it.

Aug 2, 2011 at 3:50 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 13 · Queer Supremacist
@james_from_cambridge: Well, well, well, you’ve come crawling back, I see. Don’t forget to mop up the slime on the floor.

Queerty only posted this stupid story to pimp their “white gay men are r*c*st” meme, which is itself r*c*st and self-hating. That this guy is a pathetic loser whom I hope actually gets beaten by a black guy for reasons unrelated to his sexuality does not change that.

Aug 3, 2011 at 4:09 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 14 · Doesn't Matter
@Harley Davidson: Dude’s a great teacher who loves to be there every class. He’s also very dedicated to seeing his students succeed.

He’s just as professional as your average, straight TA is. He keeps his sexuality outside of class.

Aug 15, 2011 at 2:20 am · @Reply · Flag