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John Edwards Has a Big Dong, According to Viewers of His Sex Tape

Given that Rielle Hunter was handy with those videocameras, it shouldn’t be a huge surprise that she might’ve left one running while she and John Edwards were busy (conceiving baby Frances Quinn?) doing the freak nast. Upon seeing the former senator’s wang, those who’s seen it exclaim “Whoa.” Take that, Scott Brown.

By:           editor editor
On:           Jan 25, 2010
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  • 32 Comments
    • Addyboo
      Addyboo

      At least he has one redeeming quality.

      Jan 25, 2010 at 11:16 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Brian NJ
      Brian NJ

      Has a big one or is a?

      Jan 25, 2010 at 11:19 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      Seeing as how it had to contain his brain no wonder.

      Jan 25, 2010 at 11:34 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Oh Boy
      Oh Boy

      Wow. Talk about a fall from grace.

      Jan 25, 2010 at 11:41 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dontblamemeivotedforhillary
      dontblamemeivotedforhillary

      I hope Elizabeth gets screened for STDs…

      Jan 25, 2010 at 11:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Robert, NYC
      Robert, NYC

      In spite of what he did and his stand against marriage equality, he’s still cute. I wouldn’t say no, lol.

      Jan 25, 2010 at 12:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dontblamemeivotedforhillary
      dontblamemeivotedforhillary

      …for someone who’s “as slack as throwing a sausage up the National Mall!”

      Jan 25, 2010 at 1:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Wade macMorrighan
      Wade macMorrighan

      Hey, hasn’t anyone uploaded this vid. on-line, yet? ;o) C’mon, show ‘n tell!

      Jan 25, 2010 at 1:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • The Artist
      The Artist

      I’m not sure why this is so important in the media. So the man likes to GETT OFF…they all do it ;-). He just got caught. I think he is still cool and I would still vote for him. PEACELUVNBWILDYALL!

      Jan 25, 2010 at 1:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mike in Asheville, nee "in Brooklyn"
      Mike in Asheville, nee "in Brooklyn"

      Indeed Edwards is a very big prick!

      Jan 25, 2010 at 1:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • edonline
      edonline

      How long before photos or videos surface? From what I’ve read and heard about the Edwards, it wouldn’t be surprising if he had himself videotaped or photographed, either solo or in action.

      Jan 25, 2010 at 2:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SteamPunk
      SteamPunk

      Somehow, I feel I’m supposed to be “Whoo-hoo”, but instead I’m all like “Eew!”

      Go seek it out if you dare, but remember, what’s seen cannot be unseen.

      Jan 25, 2010 at 2:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Robert, NYC
      Robert, NYC

      Truly amazing though in the age of HIV/AIDS, straights like this don’t practice safer sex. This only proves that they still consider this a “gay” disease. So much for his sanctity of marriage mantra and opposition to same-sex marriage. His wife is well rid of him, at least she was for us as well as her children. He learned nothing.

      Jan 25, 2010 at 2:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • soul_erosion
      soul_erosion

      Not too hard to imagine what went down here…
      Rielle: John, sweetie, don’t you think you should put on a condom?
      John: ahhh, geez, in case you haven’t noticed, it is kinda big & I’ve already broken two of these Magnum’s trying to get them on.
      Rielle: But I lost my ovulating schedule on the Iowa Caucus bus.
      John: It’s starting to go soft.
      Rielle: okay, I guess it’ll be alright just this once.
      John: What’s that red blinking light behind the alarm clock?
      Rielle: Oh nothing, honey, ohhhhhh, that feels so goooood. Say, what time is Elizabeth done with her chemo tomorrow?

      Jan 25, 2010 at 2:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • 1EqualityUSA
      1EqualityUSA

      Because this pud is heterosexual, his marriage is deemed sanctified. I agree with #12, ew.

      Jan 25, 2010 at 7:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dontblamemeivotedforhillary
      dontblamemeivotedforhillary

      He looks like Chucky! How could we have been suckered in?

      Jan 25, 2010 at 8:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Toby
      Toby

      @Robert, NYC:

      Gays don’t even practice safe sex in this day and age! Dustin Lance Black who Queerty loves to promote is into bareback with porn stars. Very sad.

      Jan 25, 2010 at 8:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • 1EqualityUSA
      1EqualityUSA

      #16, dontblamemeivotedforhillary, Take an index card and place it at the level of his nose, showing only the eyes. Then cover the eyes, revealing only the disingenuous smile. If the eyes appear to be scowling, even while smiling, huge red flag. He’s so conflicted. Even this man’s facial expression is conflicted. I feel sorry for his wife. She seems like a nice woman. This hack had it all. What is it about those pocket snakes? They cause men to stumble more than uneven sidewalks.

      Jan 25, 2010 at 8:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mike in Asheville, nee "in Brooklyn"
      Mike in Asheville, nee "in Brooklyn"

      @No.17 Toby

      Who the fuck are you bitch? If “Gays don’t even practice safe sex in this day and age!” were accurate as any kind of partial reality, the infection rates of HIV and all STD would have wiped out every gay man, dip shit. Certainly and unfortunately, there are a few HIV- gay men who forego condoms, but they are in a tiny minority.

      Jan 25, 2010 at 9:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sexy Rexy
      Sexy Rexy

      @Cam: ROFL – too funny

      Jan 25, 2010 at 9:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • StudSlut
      StudSlut

      yummm. I want him to fuck me bareback.

      Jan 25, 2010 at 9:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dontblamemeivotedforhillary
      dontblamemeivotedforhillary

      Tops can still get HIV!

      Jan 25, 2010 at 9:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • NurseRatchett
      NurseRatchett

      @no. 19, Mike in Asheville,
      Mike, unfortunately, a whole new generation of queer youth does not know or care much about safe sex, and we’ re seeing a frightening rise in HIV infection rates, particularly among gay African Americans and Latinos in this country.
      As someone who works in a clinic, I wish I could say it’s a tiny minority. But it is not. The tragedy of AIDS in the 80s, the activism of ActUp, many people are forgoing them, and safe sex as well. The fact that many gay men still do not get tested, deny their status, or lie about it because they look “healthy” thanks to the latest medications, should not give us reason to be complacent. Overall, hiv infection rates are still higher in the gay community than in the straight. That is the sad truth, and I feel another generation is going to suffer quite a bit as they grow older and the medicines start losing their effectiveness.

      Jan 25, 2010 at 9:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dontblamemeivotedforhillary
      dontblamemeivotedforhillary

      Let’s just say it: John Edwards lost the election for John Kerry in 2004 because he was waiting for his own coronation. The traditional role of the Vice Presidential candidate is to play the pitbull. Sarah Palin and Joe Biden fulfilled those roles and Dick Cheney never stopped…..ever! John Edwards failed his country over and over again!

      BTW – Nurses deserve a pay-raise! I think that HIV-positive people use the word “Barebacking” as a permissive word to engage in unsafe sex without guilt or pleasure reduction as is evidenced in epidemic numbers in down-low sex or crystal-enhanced orgies at non-taxable sex parties. Some HIV positive people are responsible and then there are obvious assholes like “Toby” and “John Edwards”

      Jan 26, 2010 at 12:33 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bianca
      Bianca

      I don’t know what it is about this guy but even the most beautiful, impressive dick can’t make me like him.

      He’s so fake.

      Jan 26, 2010 at 4:25 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Robert, NYC
      Robert, NYC

      Toby #17, most of us are aware of some in our community who don’t practice safer sex. There is no such thing as safe sex but safer sex. Gays who bareback are in the SMALL minority. You seem to suggest that the majority engage in what is nothing more than destructive behavior. That said….gays succumb to HIV a lot more because of their selfishness, denial, failure to get tested and the false notion that HIV is a treatable, manageable disease and no longer has fatal outcomes due to the advances in drug development. How wrong they are! Worldwide, HIV is affecting far more straights, especially in emerging nations so that debunks the myth that it ever was a gay disease. Conversely, there are many straights with similar, destructive attitudes and in this case, John Edwards has set a very bad example for the younger generation. Having wealth and power gives people like him a sense of invincibility. He took a risk having unprotected sex and look where it landed him. Imagine the worst case scenario that the woman he fathered a child with had HIV and was unaware of it. I can’t even begin to think how Edwards would have reacted.

      Another myth among straights is that its hard for an infected female to infect a male during vaginal intercourse. So you can’t assume that its just the gay community acting irresponsibly.

      Jan 26, 2010 at 8:33 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ossurworld
      ossurworld

      Edwards also has a tiny brain.

      Jun 17, 2010 at 12:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Benny
      Benny

      This article was either completely made up or planted by a very desperate john edwards.

      Apr 1, 2011 at 2:00 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • seven
      seven

      Looking back;…..it’s too bad he’s not president,now.

      Jul 22, 2011 at 1:44 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • seven
      seven

      Queercity,alright: More condescending creeps than you’ll find at a Southern Baptist Convention.

      Still glad I voted for him and not part of the brainwashed masses…

      Jul 22, 2011 at 1:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • meredith gresham
      meredith gresham

      you people need to get those nasty thoughts out of your minds and focus on the more positive things about this man and quit dragging him down in the mar and mud all of the time. Please leave him alone and let him have what he used to have his family , his good name and his life back.

      Nov 11, 2011 at 6:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • I Saw It
      I Saw It

      He does have a surprisingly large one. I can’t be sure if the photo is real because I can’t find anything obviously “tainted”, but am no expert. Yeah. If it isn’t real, so be it, but if it is, I’m quite shocked really. “Two Americas” divided by a large cock.

      Dec 12, 2011 at 6:15 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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