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John Edwards Has a Big Dong, According to Viewers of His Sex Tape

Given that Rielle Hunter was handy with those videocameras, it shouldn’t be a huge surprise that she might’ve left one running while she and John Edwards were busy (conceiving baby Frances Quinn?) doing the freak nast. Upon seeing the former senator’s wang, those who’s seen it exclaim “Whoa.” Take that, Scott Brown.

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32 Comments

  • Addyboo

    At least he has one redeeming quality.

  • Brian NJ

    Has a big one or is a?

  • Cam

    Seeing as how it had to contain his brain no wonder.

  • Oh Boy

    Wow. Talk about a fall from grace.

  • dontblamemeivotedforhillary

    I hope Elizabeth gets screened for STDs…

  • Robert, NYC

    In spite of what he did and his stand against marriage equality, he’s still cute. I wouldn’t say no, lol.

  • dontblamemeivotedforhillary

    …for someone who’s “as slack as throwing a sausage up the National Mall!”

  • Wade macMorrighan

    Hey, hasn’t anyone uploaded this vid. on-line, yet? ;o) C’mon, show ‘n tell!

  • The Artist

    I’m not sure why this is so important in the media. So the man likes to GETT OFF…they all do it ;-). He just got caught. I think he is still cool and I would still vote for him. PEACELUVNBWILDYALL!

  • edonline

    How long before photos or videos surface? From what I’ve read and heard about the Edwards, it wouldn’t be surprising if he had himself videotaped or photographed, either solo or in action.

  • SteamPunk

    Somehow, I feel I’m supposed to be “Whoo-hoo”, but instead I’m all like “Eew!”

    Go seek it out if you dare, but remember, what’s seen cannot be unseen.

  • Robert, NYC

    Truly amazing though in the age of HIV/AIDS, straights like this don’t practice safer sex. This only proves that they still consider this a “gay” disease. So much for his sanctity of marriage mantra and opposition to same-sex marriage. His wife is well rid of him, at least she was for us as well as her children. He learned nothing.

  • soul_erosion

    Not too hard to imagine what went down here…
    Rielle: John, sweetie, don’t you think you should put on a condom?
    John: ahhh, geez, in case you haven’t noticed, it is kinda big & I’ve already broken two of these Magnum’s trying to get them on.
    Rielle: But I lost my ovulating schedule on the Iowa Caucus bus.
    John: It’s starting to go soft.
    Rielle: okay, I guess it’ll be alright just this once.
    John: What’s that red blinking light behind the alarm clock?
    Rielle: Oh nothing, honey, ohhhhhh, that feels so goooood. Say, what time is Elizabeth done with her chemo tomorrow?

  • 1EqualityUSA

    Because this pud is heterosexual, his marriage is deemed sanctified. I agree with #12, ew.

  • dontblamemeivotedforhillary

    He looks like Chucky! How could we have been suckered in?

  • Toby

    @Robert, NYC:

    Gays don’t even practice safe sex in this day and age! Dustin Lance Black who Queerty loves to promote is into bareback with porn stars. Very sad.

  • 1EqualityUSA

    #16, dontblamemeivotedforhillary, Take an index card and place it at the level of his nose, showing only the eyes. Then cover the eyes, revealing only the disingenuous smile. If the eyes appear to be scowling, even while smiling, huge red flag. He’s so conflicted. Even this man’s facial expression is conflicted. I feel sorry for his wife. She seems like a nice woman. This hack had it all. What is it about those pocket snakes? They cause men to stumble more than uneven sidewalks.

  • Mike in Asheville, nee "in Brooklyn"

    @No.17 Toby

    Who the fuck are you bitch? If “Gays don’t even practice safe sex in this day and age!” were accurate as any kind of partial reality, the infection rates of HIV and all STD would have wiped out every gay man, dip shit. Certainly and unfortunately, there are a few HIV- gay men who forego condoms, but they are in a tiny minority.

  • Sexy Rexy

    @Cam: ROFL – too funny

  • StudSlut

    yummm. I want him to fuck me bareback.

  • dontblamemeivotedforhillary

    Tops can still get HIV!

  • NurseRatchett

    @no. 19, Mike in Asheville,
    Mike, unfortunately, a whole new generation of queer youth does not know or care much about safe sex, and we’ re seeing a frightening rise in HIV infection rates, particularly among gay African Americans and Latinos in this country.
    As someone who works in a clinic, I wish I could say it’s a tiny minority. But it is not. The tragedy of AIDS in the 80s, the activism of ActUp, many people are forgoing them, and safe sex as well. The fact that many gay men still do not get tested, deny their status, or lie about it because they look “healthy” thanks to the latest medications, should not give us reason to be complacent. Overall, hiv infection rates are still higher in the gay community than in the straight. That is the sad truth, and I feel another generation is going to suffer quite a bit as they grow older and the medicines start losing their effectiveness.

  • dontblamemeivotedforhillary

    Let’s just say it: John Edwards lost the election for John Kerry in 2004 because he was waiting for his own coronation. The traditional role of the Vice Presidential candidate is to play the pitbull. Sarah Palin and Joe Biden fulfilled those roles and Dick Cheney never stopped…..ever! John Edwards failed his country over and over again!

    BTW – Nurses deserve a pay-raise! I think that HIV-positive people use the word “Barebacking” as a permissive word to engage in unsafe sex without guilt or pleasure reduction as is evidenced in epidemic numbers in down-low sex or crystal-enhanced orgies at non-taxable sex parties. Some HIV positive people are responsible and then there are obvious assholes like “Toby” and “John Edwards”

  • Bianca

    I don’t know what it is about this guy but even the most beautiful, impressive dick can’t make me like him.

    He’s so fake.

  • Robert, NYC

    Toby #17, most of us are aware of some in our community who don’t practice safer sex. There is no such thing as safe sex but safer sex. Gays who bareback are in the SMALL minority. You seem to suggest that the majority engage in what is nothing more than destructive behavior. That said….gays succumb to HIV a lot more because of their selfishness, denial, failure to get tested and the false notion that HIV is a treatable, manageable disease and no longer has fatal outcomes due to the advances in drug development. How wrong they are! Worldwide, HIV is affecting far more straights, especially in emerging nations so that debunks the myth that it ever was a gay disease. Conversely, there are many straights with similar, destructive attitudes and in this case, John Edwards has set a very bad example for the younger generation. Having wealth and power gives people like him a sense of invincibility. He took a risk having unprotected sex and look where it landed him. Imagine the worst case scenario that the woman he fathered a child with had HIV and was unaware of it. I can’t even begin to think how Edwards would have reacted.

    Another myth among straights is that its hard for an infected female to infect a male during vaginal intercourse. So you can’t assume that its just the gay community acting irresponsibly.

  • ossurworld

    Edwards also has a tiny brain.

  • Benny

    This article was either completely made up or planted by a very desperate john edwards.

  • seven

    Looking back;…..it’s too bad he’s not president,now.

  • seven

    Queercity,alright: More condescending creeps than you’ll find at a Southern Baptist Convention.

    Still glad I voted for him and not part of the brainwashed masses…

  • meredith gresham

    you people need to get those nasty thoughts out of your minds and focus on the more positive things about this man and quit dragging him down in the mar and mud all of the time. Please leave him alone and let him have what he used to have his family , his good name and his life back.

  • I Saw It

    He does have a surprisingly large one. I can’t be sure if the photo is real because I can’t find anything obviously “tainted”, but am no expert. Yeah. If it isn’t real, so be it, but if it is, I’m quite shocked really. “Two Americas” divided by a large cock.

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