There are a lot of nice civilized things I could say about Mexico City native Alan Valdez. He's an all-state athletics champion and won second place in something called the Model America Championships, for instance– but if I don't type "Alan Valdez can spill all over us any time he wants" my punny blogger brain will explode.
Ah, all better.
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Stunning!
Viva Mexico!
Nice bod
Let's anticipate the asinine comments:
1) He's too hot. We want normal-looking guys.
2) No body hair to cover up his muscles.
3) Too "ethnic."
4) Not "ethnic" enough.
5) He's Mexican, but he's not dark.
6) He's too dark.
7) Butterface.
He works for me!
Speak for yourself!
I am not a beanqueen but he has a great body and a camera friendly face.
Gays want to be included and treated equal and all that stuff and then you turn around and calls anyone who may be attracted to this guy a "beanqueen" ? Does this make any sense? It starts at home folks.
He's not my type, but the photo with the army hat and dog tags was hot!!
@hardmannyc: I'll go with Door #7. His face is alright in a couple pictures but then you run into some where you don't want to see anything above his neck. It's like that Seinfield episode with the girl who looked like shit under dim lighting.
@hardmannyc: There is no such thing as "Too hot." We don't want "normal" men. "WE" is a generalization that I don't think you can use when it doesn't include opionions by everyone. I for instance think this guy is hot as hell and would love to see more like this one.
Thanks!
Thanks for informing us of the Model's Latino heritage as I wouldn't have know otherwise. I get the feeling that Queerty are actually reading the comments. Getting better guys…
should be "known"
Valdez is a Latino name…
and, btw, he is a handsome man, but me, personally, I get creeped out by these kind of exaggerated muscles and veins… (kinda gross actually)
but I can see that he would be very likable by the majority taste…
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#9: You do realize I was making fun of that comment, not endorsing it, right? If I want to see "average" guys, I can go around the corner to the local watering hole. On the Net, I want perfection – at least!
Hardmannyc – perfect comments!
As for Alan Valdez…. oh baby! I'm in love. LOL.
I think we already have the best body of 2009. Might find equal in next 12 months but better; dont think so. Thanks from the bottom of my hard, yes hard.
ASS!
Me likey.
Gray Hunt is right on target. The only thing that could improve on these would be some frontal NSFW pics.
I agree with AN OTHER GREEK on the "creepy exaggerated muscles and veins" for the porn-gawkers. I also want to point out that Aguilera is a Spanish name, too, but how many of us had to be told that Christina was Spanish first? Valdez probably would not get racially profiled at the airport as the caucasian gene is clearly the most dominant or he might have been more naturally hung.
He's hot enough to be a porn actor, not my type though…and about "beanqueen"…well, I'd rather be a beanqueen than a spamqueen
no asanine comments or complaints here. That face that body, I'm not into the leather scene but that 2nd (big) is friggin hot. And now comes the 'that's not leather at all' comments, and it really isn't but looks so hot on Alan. I'm surprised I've never seen or heard of him until now. He should appear on the here! series Dante's Cove, I bet they would sell 10 times more DVDs with him naked/half naked (Season 3 wasn't that good anyway).
gorgeous,
but too much muscles.
Ah Yes another collection of buttless pix . . . since when did you staff gay males stop want'n ass?
RE: D comment….I thought Idiot started with a "i" but seems it is spelled Didiot!!
@D: Um, there's ass.
Great face and that body is insanely hot and yes there is a great ass shot
"Beenqueen" your ass, Dan. I am mexican, I live in Mexico, I read this website on daily basis, I look nothing like the guy posted, and I find the term "beenqueen" very racist and insulting.
Damn, if Dan thinks of this (white) Hispanic as a "beaner," I'd hate to see what he calls indigenous Hispanics.
@seitan-on-a-stick:
Heh.
Thats what I thought too!
All good though…..
@Hernan:
What's a 'beanqueen'??
Why bean? I don't get it.
This "beanqueen" is way hotter than many toothless, beer-bellied, ignorant and trailer park dwelling redneck Americans I have met…I guess they are called "spamqueens"…right Psychofag?
One of the most beautiful men I've ever seen. I cannot remain flaccid when I see pictures of him, and I REGULARLY masturbate while looking at him! The "exaggerated muscles and veins" you talk about turn ME on! ESPECIALLY THE VEINS!!!!
Really nice guy- getting married and kid on the way- Congrats Alan!!- the rest of you r just jealous- He's model good looking and had a perfect bod.
I would totally do him, his body looks yummy ;) He just needs to do something about his teeth.
IDC what anyone says I would do some nasty nasty stuff to him. ;D
I have a boner.
and I'm a girl