NEWS: Elton’s New Family Portrait, Katy Gets Waxed & Anderson Gets Blown
- Elton John and David Furnish sat for their first official tabloid family portrait with new baby Elijah and that other kid who’s been relegated to second favorite.
- Katy Perry now has a wax figure at Madame Tussaud’s, though it’s only half as likely to melt under hot lights.
- Ben Affleck, Emma Stone, Bradley Cooper and Jeff Bridges a severed bear head cozy up for Vanity Fair‘s annual “Hollywood Issue.”
- Meanwhile, Adam Levine — and his shirt (boo) — cover Men’s Health.
- Cory and Topanga are making their way back to television in the Boy Meets World Disney Channel spin-off, Girl Meets World. And this is their totally legit-looking daughter.
- Jane Kaczmarek will guest star on Breaking Bad, paving the way for a very dark Malcolm in the Middle reunion.
- Rebel Wilson is launching a “Not for Skinny Bitches” line of T-shirts “for horizontal running or just bludging on the couch.”
- Ever since Selena Gomez cut him loose, Justin Bieber ‘s been going H.A.M. Case in point, getting a little handsy with this (probably underage) Belieber.
- Paul Giamatti is in talks to play The Rhino in The Amazing Spider-Man sequel, joining real life lovers Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone and fellow villain Jamie Foxx as Electro.
- Anderson Cooper continues playing up the gay innuendo on his daytime talk show with this face-stretching blow job:
Where is the mother of the children? She is notable by her absence. Perhaps it might be the woman on the left. What’s her name? Eltina John?
Seriously, I think Elton is exploiting women for his goal of having children. It’s almost as if he is treating women like a baby factory.
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