“I made it through [Nick Jonas’] crotch,” says Ryan Seacrest. “Come again?” says us.
“It’s crotch ball,” says Ryan Seacrest. “Come again?” says us.
You know, crotch ball. The game where the guest (in this case Nick Jonas) straps a hoop to his crotch and Ryan Seacrest tries to throw a ball through it. If he makes it, Nick is off scot-free, but if he misses, he has to complete a dare.
It’s like what we’d do at a sleepover when we were twelve if we were somehow lamer than we already were back then. Which would have been hard to pull off, and that’s saying something.
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The first two balls make it in, but the third one misses and Nick has to — drum roll — shave his chest. You know, because he just said he doesn’t do that.
It ends up being a less-than-satisfying shave. A technicality, really.
Still, Ryan Seacrest really loves fueling those gay rumors.
“Nick Jonas shaving his chest. I thought this was just something I dream about. I like it smooth, bro,” says Ryan Seacrest. “Come again?” says us.
Watch the whole stunt here:
redcarpet30
Seacrest you rancid queen! You’re the reason every guy with chest hair hated themselves and had near-constant razor burn on their nipples through the first half of the 2000’s. Fuck off.
Daniel
Ryan is pretty hot!!
Desert Boy
Give it a rest, Miss Seacrest. You’re not a good enough actor to pull off the het thing.
Daniel
@Desert Boy: hmmm!! do you think he is gay?
Cam
Figures that Hollywood would find a way to neuter one of the few guys not waxing themselves into looking like prepubescent boys on Steroids.
corktownboy
I have always called him Ryan Seamencrest (semen).
jason smeds
Money, money, money…the more you pay attention to these celebrities, the more money they make. Here’s an interesting article from a luxury home portfolio on the Jonas Bros real estate portfolio which is apparently up for sale:
http://www.luxuryportfolio.com/Blog/Details/jonas-brothers-are-back-on-luxury-portfolio/c6bcc25e-9122-4d23-aeed-043d4a5d5184#.VGK_BTMcS6g
NoCagada
TWO BOTTOMS
jd2222248
@NoCagada: I was thinking the something! LOL
Kevin
I am so sick of those two. They need to both shave it all off and oil themselves up and just do it – but please for the sake of all of us, they need to just do it in private. They need to stop their madness; they make me so very ill. It’s to the point that when I see a picture of either one of them I want to barf. I don’t care if they ever come out; I don’t even want to claim them for the gay team. They both give us a bad name.
Captain Obvious
@jd2222248: Same. Also kinda laughing at the amount of attention this Jonas kid is getting lately. Gone are the days of talent being enough, you have to make a spectacle of yourself to get noticed.
Deadbolt_7720
Damn, what a bunch of smooth haters. Some of us prefer guys with no hair, shaved, waxed, plucked, however one wants to do it.
Desert Boy
@Daniel: Yes I do.
Curtispsf
I would like to see Joe Jonas jerk off onto Ryan Semencrest’s face and end all this nonsense. And I do have a preference or two for the types of guys I like: adult and breathing, please. Everything else, negotiable. Some hair is OK, at least enough so that I don’t have to worry if you’ve gone through puberty yet.
brianmovie
I think Nick dosen’t know if he is gay or strait, but Ryan Seacrest is a BIG screaming girl.
I'm Black, and HIV-Positive.
So is the fact that Nick Jonas is using steroids like the elephant in the room? And he’s really ugly in the face when he sings. If he’s straight that is. And I don’t have a problem with hair, and I don’t have a problem with Nick Jonas wanting to stay hairy because he has alot of hair, but if a man wants to stay hairy as a personal preference then I don’t think they necessarily should be labeled “smooth-hating”.
I really liked the way Ryan said , “That’s quite a patch” in a deep, gravely voice. I love Ryan. He’s sexy. I just had to Wikipedia Ryan Seacrest’s personal life just to find out if he actually did come out of the closet or not. Did you notice how Ryan became passive-aggressively angry at the end of the video when Nick mentioned his girlfriend’s got a swatch?
boxjelly
Seacrest doesn’t hide it well but he is creepishly JEALOUS of Jonas’ g-friend
tdx3fan
@redcarpet30: I wouldn’t give him credit for being the reason for anything related to the gay community. It was simply a trend to shave your chest, and thankfully that trend is going away.
tdx3fan
@Kevin: If you want to barf when you see Ryan Seacrest than most everyone would agree. If you want to barf when you see Nick Jonas you might want to reconsider rather or not you actually like guys.
SteveXS
Natural is hot, shaved is not.
Maleko
@Desert Boy: The smother the better; hate picking hairs out of my teeth.
baggins435
@Deadbolt_7720: Absolutely. I’m really hairy, but I prefer hairless guys. Mind you, I won’t ignore guys with hair, just prefer as little as possible. Never understood the “hairless = less masculine” attitude as about 50% are naturally smooth. I’ve met a lot of guys who have less hair than I did at 13 and they are more masculine than a number of “Hairy Marys” I’ve met.