Things are about to get more difficult for Malaysia's lesbians.

The nation's top Islamic council told the press this week that they're keeping an ever-vigilant - and repressive - eye out for lesbians and tomboys, who, they say, are forbidden sinners:

The National Fatwa Council issued the edict following what it said a spate of cases involving young women behaving like men and indulging in lesbian sex, the Malay language Berita Harian daily said.

"There are teenage girls who prefer the male lifestyle including dressing up in men's clothes," it quoted council chairman Abdul Shukor Husin as saying. "More worryingly, they have started to engage in sexual activities."

This begs the question - if a girl likes girls but doesn't act on it, is she still a lesbian. Yeah, chew on that!

Malaysian opposition leader Anwar Ibrahim has a big, gay problem.

Police yesterday arrested him on suspicion of sodomy, a charge put forth by a 23-year old ex-aide, but Ibrahim denies the "defamatory" charges as nothing more than a political conspiracy.

The politician, a former deputy prime minister who spent years in jail on corruption charges, claims Malaysia's government wants to stomp him down after his return to the national stage earlier this year.

Despite - or in spite - of his claims, masked agents arrested Ibrahim yesterday afternoon:

About a dozen policemen, some of them wearing ski masks, cordoned off the road leading to Anwar's house and stopped his car, said his lawyer Sankara Nair. He said Anwar was arrested for suspected sodomy.

Anwar was bundled into a police car with dark tinted windows and driven to the police headquarters where a crowd of opposition lawmakers including his wife, Azizah Ismail, gathered outside. They were not allowed inside, and there was no trouble or violence.

"This is not a criminal case but a political case," said Azmin Ali, the vice president of Anwar's People's Justice Party, adding that the arrest was "outrageous and very uncivilized."

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Some Malaysian men had a bad weekend. The heavily Islamic nation's vice squad raided a gay sauna this weekend and arrested fourteen men and confiscated 1800 condoms:

George Town OCPD Asst Comm Azam Abd Hamid said six men, all naked, were caught in three toilets while the others were found patronizing the joint.

“We also found used condoms littered all over the place.”

He said the suspects, aged between 20 and 30, had been remanded to assist in investigations into immoral activities at the center.

He said police raided the premises after keeping it under surveillance for a while.

“This was the third time the center was raided since last November.”

Considering all this heat, one would think these unfortunate homos would migrate to a new location. They sure will now!

Asia-Pacific nations must do more to fight HIV or face certain doom, a UN-backed group says.

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A sex party's end came too quickly Sunday in Malaysia when Penang-based police raided a "fitness center-cum-sauna," according to The Star.

A concerned citizen tipped vice cops off that space had been used for clandestine trysts - and boy were they right. In addition to rounding up 34 men - including British and Chinese nationals - coppers found seven tubes of lube, 20 gay magazines, four pornographic movies and six boxes of condoms. Quite the party!

SUnday's raid isn't the first of its kind. Penang police busted two other parties back in April - all part of their continued mission to crackdown on "vice" activities. The sex party's are especially naughty because sodomy remains illegal in Malaysia.

No word on what will become of the men rounded up Sunday, but we're sure it won't be good.

Gay Reverend Ouyang Wen Feng won't be having tea with Malaysian Catholic Bishop Datuk John Lee. Like Tourism Minister Adnan Tengku Mansor, Lee objects to Ouyang's plan to establish a Metropolitan Community Church in Malaysia.

Head of the Catholic Diocese of Kota Kinabalu, Bishop Datuk John Lee, said Tuesday, like other churches in the country, the Roman Catholic Church would strongly oppose plans to set up the proposed branch.

"It's not acceptable. However, we cannot stop them from going ahead with what they want to do. All I can say is that we have absolutely nothing to do with them.

"Likewise, the church does not recognize 'same sex' marriages," he said, when contacted.

As if we could forget…

Malaysia's primarily Muslim government ain't so keen on gay Christians. Officials swear they'll stop a gay Reverend, Ouyang Wen Feng, from establishing a queer congregation.

Tourism minister Adnan Tengku Mansor (pictured) vowed:

We have no intention of being portrayed the same way like other cities such as Bangkok or those other cities in that league… We are here to be seen as a multicultural country with people who are good, excellent followers of their respective religions.

Unless followers happen to be fags.

Despite the threats, Ouyang will not be deterred: he's planning on holding an underground mass this Sunday: "For some of us, especially our gay brothers and sisters, we have experienced first hand that Christianity has been used to persecute minorities." And, dammit, he's going to fight back!

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