» Burning, Itching…

"From Katy Perry to Tila Tequila, girl-on-girl chic is all the rage these days. But is Lindsay Lohan the real deal?" [Radar]

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» With A Chainsaw…

Tila Tequila, you and your public displays of trumped up lesbianism disgust us. Well, said displays and almost everything else about you. Peace. [MG]

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» You Be The Judge…

Tila Tequila and Courtenay Semel: lesbian heroes or camera hungry fame seekers? [BuzzNet]

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» Tops.

Neil Patrick Harris and boyfriend David Burtka are leading US Magazine's deeply scientific poll, "Which gay couple should get married next?" NPH and Burtka are beating out TR Knight and Mark Cornelson, Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson, and Tila Tequila and Courtenay Semel, who are in the final slot. [US]

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» "Openly Out There…"

Tila Tequila, the reality slut star who took credit for California's gay marriage win, has wise words about Ellen and Portia's weekend wedding: "I thought it was awesome. I was really excited when I heard about it, and the fact that they are openly out there." Tequila, who's dating LA-based lesbian Courtenay Semel, also celebrated the beauty of lesbianism: "With another girl, you never have to worry about how you look in the morning because we both look shitty, and it's fine." [Us]

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» Bad Move.

Courtenay Semel, an actress whose father also happens to run Yahoo!, reportedly broke up with Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson for television skank Tila Tequila. The two were spotted getting hot and heavy at a Los Angeles bar, where Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson apparently made fun of them. We would, too. [NY Post]

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» Highly Concentrated.

The Soup host Joel McHale on "bisexual" television troll Tila Tequila: "She has so much whore in such a small body." [NY Post via MG]

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We have some good news and bad news with regard to A Shot at Love 2 with Tila Tequila.

The good news is that in a shocking season finale, The Chosen One, Kristy, rejected Tila’s offer of a shot at “love.” The acting was superb, and we expect an Emmy nomination in the very near future. “It’s not just a plastic key,” Kristy said. “It’s the key to her heart.” Wow. Heavy stuff right there.

So, on to the bad news: That means there will definitely be A Shot at Love 3 with Tila Tequila

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"Celebrity" Tila Tequila, who likes girls and boys, credited herself and her MTV reality show for California's gay marriage victory.

Said the self-important biohazard:

[The legalization of gay marriage] is because of me — I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement. Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about [same sex relationships]. Then they realized, ‘Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine.’ The next thing you know, [gay marriage] is legal.

You know what? We can't even say anything to that. Sure, we could point out how slutting it up on television doesn't do gay folk any favors, nor does it count as activism. We could address those rumors that Tequila only plays gay for publicity. Or we could just call Tequila all sorts of NSFW names - even we'd blush!

But, no, we're just going to trust that there's a hell and Tequila's got a penthouse suite.

» Get On With It!

Televised "bisexual" Tila Tequila has some advice for alleged lesbian lovers Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson: "Just go all out with it! if you’re going to do something, do it all out." Good advice from a bad person. [Us]

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Sad, confused MySpace cewebrity and reality star Tila Tequila blames her unsuccessful quest to find true love on the media.

Despite picking Bobby Banhart as the winner of A Shot At Love, the two quickly fell out of, ahem, love when, as this sort of things tends to happen with C-list celebrities, the media started attacking them.

“The media says something about him, and he retaliates, and I’m like ‘That’s not how it was.’ And it ends up being, like, unfortunate,” she told the Associated Press.

And also: There’s the little part about Banhart being an egregious self-promoter. Totally in a not-like-Tila way.

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» Barrel Of…

MTV has cast the second season of A Shot Of Love with Tila Tequila. It's vaguely notable to the homos because Tequila's a "bisexual," although some say it's just for press. And it worked… [NNN]

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» Dykes Do Disney

The year of the lesbian marches on! Floridian event producers have organized a three-day Girls in Wonderland event, which coincides with Disney World's annual gay day. The girl on girl action will be hosted by Dani Campbell, who apparently made a name for herself as one of Tila Tequila's hopefuls on MTV's A Shot of Love with Tila Tequila. [PR Web]

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MTV Drunk On Ratings

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"Bisexual" babe Tila Tequila won't go hungry in 2008. MTV has decided to produce another season of her reality dating show, A Shot of Love With Tila Tequila.

From Variety:

In addition to renewing "Shot," MTV has inked a multiseries production commitment with series exec producer Sally Ann Salsano and her 495 Prods. banner. She'll develop, supervise and consult on MTV-branded programming as part of the pact.

The cabler will produce 10 new episodes of "Shot at Love," with the segs slated to premiere in the spring. Format will once again have straight men and lesbians vying for the heart of Tila Tequila.

The previous season ended with Tequila picking a man as her mate.

We're assuming it didn't work out. Or MTV decided 6 million viewers are more important than one cable-based romance.

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Do We Smell A Franchise?

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MTV executives are so thrilled with the "bisexual" dating show A Shot of Love with Tila Tequila that they've decided to create a more hetero-centric spin off:

[The] series, which will include six hourlong episodes and a reunion special, will feature popular Shot at Love contestant Domenico Nesci, who was born and raised in Milan. Nesci will be looking for an "American sweetheart" from among 15 bachelorettes who will vie to win his heart and travel to Italy to meet his mother.

An estimated 6.2 million people tuned in to watch the Tequila finale this week. Nesci says he's looking for a girl who likes a thinking man. He may be looking in the wrong place.



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