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Taking the Boys Out for a Ride

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OH SNAP — Whose Lycra-stretching package was taking a ride through the California hills this week?

Cyclist Lance Armstrong, who’s training with teammates for his Tour De France return.

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Photo: Fame

By:           editor editor
On:           Feb 6, 2009
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  • 14 Comments
    • PearlsBeforeSwine
      PearlsBeforeSwine

      Calm down, its padding or a cup. Any professional cyclist (and especially Lance Armstrong) would know how much riding on a bicycle can damage those puppies.

      Feb 6, 2009 at 5:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JNunzio
      JNunzio

      Am I the only one who thinks that he is the scummiest “hero” we have? I can’t stand him.

      Feb 6, 2009 at 5:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ChristopherM
      ChristopherM

      I still haven’t forgiven him for giving poor Sheryl Crow the cancer.

      Feb 6, 2009 at 5:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Power
      Power

      Um, shouldn’t this be entitled “Taking the ~Boy~ out for a ride?” Just for accuracy’s sake?

      Feb 6, 2009 at 5:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • walt zipprian
      walt zipprian

      He looks like syphillis.

      Feb 6, 2009 at 5:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Geoff
      Geoff

      @ #4 Power: I was going to point out the same thing lol.

      Feb 6, 2009 at 6:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mrbill
      mrbill

      Hey there fake he had testicular cancer remember !!!

      Feb 6, 2009 at 6:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JJ
      JJ

      Who knows, maybe he had a Neutical implant? http://www.neuticles.com/

      Feb 6, 2009 at 7:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • David Dust
      David Dust

      Looks like he has a camel toe.

      Feb 6, 2009 at 8:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Distingu√© Traces
      Distingué Traces

      @Power:

      I, too, was pipped at the post by this comment.

      Feb 6, 2009 at 9:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tehk
      tehk

      What you are seeing there is the his chamois on his lycra cycling bibshorts. I am sure he has more than enough going on down there, but unless he is cheating like the boys in the Giro(with viagra) he won’t be showing it while riding.

      Feb 6, 2009 at 10:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • HYHYBT
      HYHYBT

      How do you give someone cancer?

      Feb 7, 2009 at 1:17 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ChristopherM
      ChristopherM

      @HYHYBT:

      It was a joke, dude. Except for Ruth Bader Ginsburg, whose cancer I am convinced stems from the last 8 years of Constitutional fuckery by Bush/Cheney.

      Feb 7, 2009 at 2:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • brentbent
      brentbent

      @ChristopherM: RBG gots teh cancer after she drank from a water fountain that Clarence Thomas had just used. Of course, Thomas doesn’t have teh cancer, he was only a carrier, because he’s a Republican and they give them teh anti-cancer shots as long as he continues to vote the way they want him to vote.

      ;-)

      Feb 8, 2009 at 3:03 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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