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That Dick and Balls Goes So Great With Your New Top

THE SHOT — British designer Andy Bates fashioned leather and a (brass?) bell into the most phallic handbag I’ve ever seen. And if you thought the front was bad, wait until you see the rosebud on the reverse. What’s worse: This, or the penis pants?

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By:           Ryan Tedder
On:           Aug 19, 2010
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  • 15 Comments
    • Andrew
      Andrew

      I still think the penis pants win hands down as being a dreadful design. This handbag is rather clever.

      Aug 19, 2010 at 4:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • j
      j

      This is hideous and has put me off sex forever. Please excuse me while I break up with my boyfriend.

      Aug 19, 2010 at 4:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • T
      T

      I agree with J… I can’t help but wonder what drug fueled haze Mr. Bates decided to craft this piece of um…. art?

      Aug 19, 2010 at 6:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • L.
      L.

      I think he meant it as a tongue-in-buttcheek thing.

      Aug 19, 2010 at 7:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sceth
      Sceth

      Scrota as big as glutei: it has testicular cancer.

      Aug 19, 2010 at 7:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
      PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

      Those ‘nads look all blistery and the butt looks like it has warts……..what does the genius call this The Herpes Handbag?? :p

      Aug 19, 2010 at 7:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jeffree
      Jeffree

      Very odd that the first three commenters are named “J” , “T” and “L.”
      All use similar syntax, register, punctuation.
      Hmmmmmmmmmmm.

      Aug 19, 2010 at 9:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ken S
      Ken S

      Oh that’s classy /:-\ It’s like an accessory out of a mad tranny’s opium dream.

      Aug 19, 2010 at 10:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SouLKid
      SouLKid

      Thats just tacky. Who’d buy that?

      Aug 19, 2010 at 11:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • declanto
      declanto

      @SouLKid: Who’d buy it?… another drugged-out whacko with too much money and antisocial issues.

      Aug 20, 2010 at 3:58 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • j
      j

      @Jeffree: Maybe ’cause they’re all fluent speakers of the english language? I can put an end to all this wanton speculation because I’m J and not those other two guys, although they obviously have good taste in message board comments. :P

      Aug 20, 2010 at 8:13 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sceth
      Sceth

      @j: I was just wondering why you would visit this page twice. And then I realized that so did I. And now I am ashamed.

      Aug 21, 2010 at 2:29 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Steve
      Steve

      I’ve never seen a bell hanging from a PA, before.

      Aug 21, 2010 at 10:17 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Alex
      Alex

      In the words of Angus Sampson:
      “I will make bags out of your scrotums.”

      Aug 21, 2010 at 7:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kelehe
      Kelehe

      Art piece – awesome: Functional fashion accessory – no

      Aug 26, 2010 at 6:32 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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