The Hobbit Will Feature Gay Wizard, Sword Fighting, Dwarf Tossing
We already knew that gay funnyman Stephen Fry would appear in Peter Jackson’s Lord of The Rings prequel The Hobbit (and everyone knows that hobbit is just new gay speak for short bears). But there’s also Gandalf the Gay, a bunch of beards swishing their swords together, some hardcore dwarf tossing, an all-male choir and two hobbits fighting over the most fabulous ring ever. Bust out the chain mail and mead—next Christmas is gonna be gayer than all of Lothlorien.
@Jasun Maark: seconded – it’s a shame to see such an important gay resource as this site dropping to the depths of gutter journalism time and again. And I don’t think it’s being uptight to ask queerty’s journalists to at least show a bit of respect to fellow gays, even if they can’t extend it to straights.
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I’m sorry. This I cannot allow. Lord of the Rings may be the finest work of literature of our generation. That director Peter Whatshisface did enough damage to it, although in fairness a couple of the scenes were kick ass. But this goes too far. Let no one henceforth meddle with the purity and overall fabulosity of Tolkien’s work.
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Gandalf The Gay?
Really?
I’d expect language like that to be used on a site run by a bunch of douchebag straight high school students.