True Blood Recap Roulette: Gone To Meet One’s Maker
Anyone can just spell out what happened on last night’s episode of True Blood. In fact, you can’t swing a dead shapeshifter without hitting someone’s recaps.
So every week this season, Queerty contributor Jason Sweeten is going to give us a different spin on the previous night’s episode: it might be a screenshot slideshow, a sock-puppet re-enactment, or even some Kabuki theater. (If we can just get the budget approved). He might not always succeed, but at least it won’t be boring.
This Week: TEXTS!
Jason Sweeten is a contributing writer for Queerty. That glamouring scene still makes him sad.
ROFLMAO. My immediate reaction when Sookie was taking Chinese food out of the bag was “Chinese food in Bontemps?” I knew immediately the chopsticks were going to be repurposed. LOL.
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OMG, as much as I try to avoid spoilers, your True Blood Recaps are too hilarious! Plus et plus s’il vous plait!
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I can’t take it anymore. is anyone thinking what I’m thinking when U say this bitch needs a razor and shaving cream?!
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Thank you, Jason, for the imaginative recap of last night’s episode! Kudos! Jason reacting to the loss of his friendship with Hoyt was extremely touching.