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13 Moments When Dustin Zito Was The Most Gorgeous Man Alive

Former Real World housemate Dustin Zito may be trying to escape his gay porn past as Fratpad’s “Spencer” (NSFW!), but nobody ever said we’d stop talking about it!

Since appearing with his clingy girlfriend on VH1’s Couple’s Therapy, Dustin has renewed our appreciation for his semi-clothed form and all those erotic things he did with his “buddies” for some “quick cash.” Some of you have failed to recognize exactly how gorgeous Mr. Zito is, so we went ahead and found some proof that, without a doubt, Dustin Zito is one seriously sexy man.

Without further ado, we present the 13 moments when Dustin Zito was the most gorgeous man alive.

That time he took a totally platonic bath with a friend:


That time he read selections from Leo Tolstoy’s War and Peace to his roommates. Smart cookie!


That time he hired a professional photographer to take pictures of his brand new puppy. My, what a lap to sit on!


That time he heard Miley Cyrus’ new song and couldn’t help but twerk:


That time he helped a friend determine the thread count in his brand new underwear. (Sometimes the package lies):


That time he proved he was the sexiest man alive even in a baseball cap and gym shorts:


That time he snuggled a teddy bear and was THE CUTEST THING EVER:


That time he danced like 2,462 people online were watching (but they weren’t, you guys):


That time he went sun tanning in his bedroom. Silly Dustin!


The time he ate an ice cream cone in the shower. Goof! We hope it didn’t get wet!


That time he twerked in bed:


That time he revealed his true identity:


That time he got a new haircut. Yes, Dustin, we like it:


That time he wore a Dorito hat:


And who could forget this time? Do not ever, ever forget this time:

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You’re welcome!

On:           Jul 4, 2013
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    • Derek Williams

      Stunning man!

      Jul 4, 2013 at 9:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jimmy

      Very sexy guy.

      Jul 4, 2013 at 9:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • miagoodguy

      This guy is just mediocre looking.

      Jul 4, 2013 at 9:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jimmy

      What do you look like miagoodguy?

      Jul 4, 2013 at 9:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Katbox

      This guy was NEVER “the most gorgeous man alive.”
      He’s very mediocre.
      That country singing gay guy is far better.

      Jul 4, 2013 at 9:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • litper

      yeah let’s talk about georgeous guys like Steve who are out and prout than this closeted homophobic jerk!

      Jul 4, 2013 at 9:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jimmy

      What do you look like Kitty Litter?

      Jul 4, 2013 at 9:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • miagoodguy

      Doesn’t matter what I look like because my world doesn’t revolve around the superficial.

      Jul 4, 2013 at 10:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jackhoffsky

      @Katbox: I will second that.

      Jul 4, 2013 at 10:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Eiswirth

      To say he “was he most gorgeous man alive” is ridiculous. There are t least 50 guys on Fratmen who are better looking, and better cummers (blink and you’ll miss his). Completely unimpressed by him.

      Jul 4, 2013 at 10:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mydude

      $500 that Dustin goes back to Fratpad with 2 years.

      Jul 4, 2013 at 10:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bear Aspirin

      Well hell…I thught this was going to be pics of SF Giants pitcher Barry Zito.

      Jul 5, 2013 at 12:59 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Captain proton

      and how much of “can’t escape his gay porn past” is because when you Google his name, Queerty is up there in the top 3 results?

      Jul 5, 2013 at 1:19 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • lab

      @miagoodguy: your world does not revolve around the superficial…but you consider yourself the judge of the superficial??? I am the judge of assholes on queerty that call every guy in every photo spread mediocre and not up to their high standards.

      Jul 5, 2013 at 1:29 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dvsBTM

      This guy is just too cute!

      Jul 5, 2013 at 2:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tackle

      I don’t understand the attacks on posters who call Dustin “mediocre”. That’s there opinion, which they have a right to. We’re not all gonna have the same taste & likes, and that’s ok. Why get offended because you find someone hot and others don’t?? Dustin dosen’t do it for me either. I don’t find him beautiful or ugly. But very average all around. And that’s just my opinion.

      Jul 5, 2013 at 4:58 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mikey

      Everything about Dustin Zito is sad. He has some pretty severe mental/emotional problems. He’d be a lot happier if he would just come out as bisexual and accept himself for who he is.

      Jul 5, 2013 at 5:30 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • balehead

      The ugly and jealous are back…lighten up already!!! And hit a gym….

      Jul 5, 2013 at 9:22 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • the other Greg

      They can’t put anything on the internet that isn’t true (as the insurance commercial says), so Dustin must be the most gorgeous man alive, and his boyfriend or girlfriend must be a French model.

      @Bear Aspirin: ha, thanks for mentioning Barry Zito, you beat me to it.

      Jul 5, 2013 at 9:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • NateB79

      @balehead: One trick pony is back. Hit up some new material please.

      Jul 5, 2013 at 9:58 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • NateB79

      @Tackle: It doesn’t make sense to me either. I guess some people aren’t happy with someone having different tastes and opinions than them. I think he’s cute but he’s obviously not the most gorgeous man alive.

      Jul 5, 2013 at 10:00 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam

      Wow, if he was trying to distance himself from his past he is going about it the wrong way!

      Jul 5, 2013 at 10:33 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bob LaBlah

      This is going a bit off topic but since we are talking about “former” gay porn stars does anyone know what happened to former Falcon star Tristan Paris?

      Jul 5, 2013 at 10:40 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Fael

      Shrimp, tear the head off and eat the rest …

      Jul 5, 2013 at 10:45 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tackle

      @NateB79: true, and that’s a unfortunate attitude for some to have. It’s very childish. @Bob Lablah: the former Tristan Paris lives in Toronto. But you would not recognized him because he is now a she. She is now a pre-op, making the full transition to who she really is. And more power to her.

      Jul 5, 2013 at 11:15 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jackhoffsky

      My issue is this: two Zito posts in as many days for a guy who has no boundaries to his attention whoredom.

      Yes, he’s cute (especially older), great body, nice dick and bottoming skills… but there is literally nothing he won’t do for attention in front of the camera. So to dedicate two posts in a short amount of time seem more like an extension of a personal crush than anyway gay news ‘reporting’.

      JUST a personal observation.

      Jul 5, 2013 at 11:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jackhoffsky

      “… than any gay news ‘reporting’.”
      (apologizes or the typo.)

      Jul 5, 2013 at 11:55 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • StuC777

      Don’t think the Fratpad people are unaware of all this. They’ve recently posted a batch of “Best of Spencer” videos.

      Jul 5, 2013 at 1:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • litper

      @Tackle, disgusting…

      Jul 5, 2013 at 2:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Niall

      Some of queerty’s articles lately….

      And no he has never the most gorgeous man alive. He’s hot though. Does anyone know if he actually had gay sex in any of his porn stints?

      Jul 5, 2013 at 2:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Winter79

      @Niall: the “ice cream” pic above is quite clearly actually of him giving another dude a BJ. So yes.

      Jul 5, 2013 at 4:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bob LaBlah

      @Tackle: Thanks for the info. The internet is flooded with pictures of “Stonie”, another bubble butt twink who is now a transsexual and goes by the name of Brittany Coxxx but I can’t find one of Tristan Paris. Any suggestions of where I can find a pic of him as to how he looks now?

      Jul 5, 2013 at 4:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • alterego1980

      This reads eerily similar to a Buzz Feed article (and by ‘article’, I mean list, and by ‘list’ I mean an excuse to show off naked pics of a well built D-Lister).

      Jul 5, 2013 at 4:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tackle

      @Bob Lablah: She keeps a lower profile than Brittany does. But she’s a regular fixture at pride events in Toronto. So maybe try Toronto pride, go back a few yrs. @litper: oh well…

      Jul 5, 2013 at 6:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Niall

      @Winter79: Sorry should have specified, I meant “anal” lol

      Jul 7, 2013 at 2:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • litper

      @Tackle, what can I do, I like MEN

      Jul 7, 2013 at 11:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mz.sam

      Well at least Dustin had gusher-filled fun with his buddies at Fratpad and walked away with a jock-full of cash. Yawn!

      Jul 15, 2013 at 8:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SBolton

      @miagoodguy: VERY well said. Who cares about him???

      Jul 15, 2013 at 9:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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