We pretty much have an understanding with MTV: We leave it alone and it leaves us alone. Show like
Teen Mom, Road Rules and
Caged don’t exactly speak to the gay experience, so they generally fly under our radar.
But every now and again, the former music network throws us a bone. And by bone we mean ridiculously erotic shots of hot guys in thoroughly suggestive situations. It might be two bros having a confab in a twin bed on
The Real World or Brody Jenner’s hot-tub elimination scenes on
Bromance.
These shots, provided by
JustADream member Blue, cover all the bases.
1. It’s former gay-for-pay porn star and
Real World cast member
Dustin Zito (right)
2. in nothing but a skimpy black Speedo
3. and drenched head to toe in what we’ve decided is maple syrup.
Some consider Zito a bit of a “butterface,” but the beauty of these photos, taken from
The Challenge: Battle of the Exes, is that it’s his undeniably tasty torso on display here. Now can we get some waffles with that syrup? We’re hungry all of a sudden!
Click through for photos of Dustin Zito from MTV’s The Challenge: Battle of the Exes
For Speedo shots of other male Battle of the Exes contestants, click here. For a semi-SFW slideshow of Zito’s porn past, click here. Images: MTV 
Franco
The term “butterface” is cruel, mean and unwarranted in this situation. Instead of editorializing just be adult and report the news.
EdWoody
@Franco: Um, no, because that’s not this site’s point. It exists to provide (or at least attempt to provide) bitchy repartee on current events. If you want straightforward news, go read a straightforward news site, because this ain’t it.
B-Rock
Ick. That looks sticky and uncomfortable.
Not that I don’t want to cover him in sprinkles or anything….
J.o.s.h
I think Dustin’s good looking enough. Definitely not a butterface!
nikko
How the hell can anyone think Dustin looks like a butterface ??! Seriously, open your eyes. Both his face and body is attractive. WTF is wrong with people?!
Lefty
OMGOMGOMG!!!
ousslander
it was honey
Blake
1. It’s honey.
2. Why aren’t you covering Mark Long?
MKe
That wasn’t hot at all it made me want to puke the honey was disgusting. And he’s annoying. He’s either really dumb or just plain disrespectful to gay people. It’s probably both but he’s not why I watched that show.
SarcasmAlwaysWins
1. It’s honey.
2. Why aren’t you covering Mark Long?
3. The episode premiered last week…
Ray
@Franco: Right because hookers dipped in honey is news.
MEJ
I think I’ll pass on fawning over an anti-gay, gay-for-pay straight man
AshNYC
BUTTA FACE!!!!
Lady Haha
Did he cum when he was fucked in the ass?
Bryan
No amount of hotness can make up for the fact that he’s a tool. I’ll pass, not that he’d ever give me a 2nd look if I ever met him irl.
jonah h*ll
He’s gross
Marcus
OK, so I have to put this show on my DVR
declanto
Here’s Becks and I’d love to cover him in honey and he could fill me with santorum:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/30/david-beckham-hm-underwear-commercial_n_1241519.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009
Franco
@EdWoody: The point I was trying to make is lift the dialogue past childish name-calling and just report on what it is you want to report on. Does it always have to be so bitchy? If the answer is yes, fair enough, but I think we can all do better.
Franco
@Ray: You know here’s the thing: It’s wrong to make fun of the way someone looks. It just is. How would you like if someone did the same to you? We all have a responsibility to be respectful of people, even if we don’t agree with them. Making fun of someone’s appearance is childish, and none of us would want to be criticized for things we cannot change. Just raise the level of dialogue. Be original, be different, and instead of relying on old habits you learned in high school.
Franco
Whoops, remove the “and” before “instead” and that sentence reads a lot better!
bluechip244
Most people forgive and forget when you tell the truth. So, with that in mind, why in the hell would he say that he only got a bj from a guy when I actually saw him take it up the butt? Was he just daring us to find something like that? LOL
nineinchnail
Id love to spend some serious time licking all that syrup off is chest/abs/butt.
Frank
He needs some time in the sun…
Rey
fawning over a confirmed homophobe…nice
jason
MTV is actually quite a homophobic organization. It’s based in New York, which is quite homophobic towards men.
Lefty
OMGOMGOMGOMG!!!
Oh, ok.
Love it! When the guy is white and homophobic the same white gays who throw tantrums over blacks and freely drop n bombs decide to go weak in the knees for the “cute” white boy who hates them.
When white officers assault and torture other white gay men you don’t mention their race or say anything about white homophobia yet they had the power to ruin lives. Hypocritical freaking morons.
You support homophobia when it’s from white people and become all out racist when you see it from a few blacks. Irony at it’s best.
BubbasBack
Damm cant this kid get a read job? All he does is appear in reality shows. Nice resume hehe. Burp.
Lucky
Dustin got fucked in the butt on frat pad lol I think he was the only one who did anal on that site to this day?
Chuck
He’s not a butterface. He’s a but-his-personality. He’s a total homophobic hypocritical jerk.
Dodomando
I hope will be can a frendly best.
FunMe
He’s a HOMOPHOBE and probably closeted gay.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2011/04/27/the-real-worlds-dustin-zito-on-his-gay-porn-past.html
“Part of the cast’s bad reaction came from Dustin’s previous judgment of gay people. At one point, he had told his roommates, “People were put on the earth for one fucking reason, and that is to reproduce.” When the house was about to get a new roommate, he expressed his fear over the potential that the new roommate could be gay: “Over the years, you get a level of paranoia. You’re walking and you see a gay person and you get nervous.”
FStratford
not butterface. more like buttface.
Pete
@Lucky:
Drake bottomed raw for Nine Inch Nerd Dimitry. Very hot scene.
Pete
@BubbasBack:
I’m sure he’s making a lot more than I am working the Reality Circuit.
Teleny
I don’t follow porn or MTV much… Are you guys are saying this guy bottomed on camera, came while doing it, but is a homophobe?
Alan down in Florida
@FunMe: With his secret past I can certainly understand why he might be paranoid about the arrival of a gay roommate – especially if it was a gay guy who might recognize him.
SteveDenver
I’m perplexed by commenters who expect porn players to be intelligent and socially aware.
It’s also entertaining to read comments by people slamming Dustin’s average handsomeness: I bet they would be the first ones to suck his dirty dick in a smelly alley.