This just in: Donald Trump Jr. has a new grift.
The ex-president’s homophobic son recently joined Cameo, the online service that allows people to commission video messages from celebrities. For $500, he’ll record whatever kind of video you want, whether it’s a birthday greeting, a pep talk, or a thank you message. You name it!
Because who doesn’t want a 15-second clip of Don Jr. looking glossy eyed and speaking incoherently from his messy kitchen?
In his Cameo profile, Jr. describes himself as a “Father, Patriot, Outdoorsman, Political Commentator and #1 NYT Bestselling author.” And in a brief introduction video, he says: “Guys, Donald Trump Jr. here. Really excited about being on Cameo. Look forward to communicating with you guys.”
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Jr. charges $500 for a standard video or $800 for a 24-hour turn around. And for $20 he’ll send you a DM. His girlfriend, Kimberly Guilfoyle, is also on the platform, although she charges a much more reasonable $200 per video.
Other Trump surrogates on Cameo include Sean Spicer ($200 per video), George Papadopoulos ($100), Anthony Scaramucci ($55), and Omarosa ($20).
Jr. claims a portion of the proceeds he makes on the video platform will go to the Shadow Warriors Project, a non-profit that provides support to private military security contractors.
Here’s what folx on Twitter have to say about the whole thing…
Nothing says, "I'm a billionaire's son" like doing Cameos for $500 a pop with "a portion" going to support a charity for mercenary soldiers. https://t.co/mT6X2UPVIM
— The Rude Pundit (@rudepundit) June 2, 2021
Should I pay $500 to have Donald Trump Jr do a cameo where he calls himself a piece of shit
— Divided States of amERICa (@ericmichae27) May 26, 2021
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Donald Trump Jr. is selling $500 videos of himself to fans on Cameo https://t.co/IIC33PtRKa
— Maddie ? (@MarnieRose2) June 2, 2021
where are they now? For $500, the former President’s oldest son firstborn son will send you – or anyone else you select – a personalized greeting. https://t.co/hlzBCtlDU4
— Bill Ritter (@billritter7) May 26, 2021
Wishing white trash couples happy anniversary for $600 a pop is something most billionaires do, right? https://t.co/m1W1M6lZBA
— Mr Howard (@MrHoward) June 1, 2021
From grifting the WH and the USA.. to the lower depths of despair!
Donald trump Jr. is charging $500 for custom video messages on Cameo, The Sun reports.@DonaldJTrumpJr
— stuart (@stuhunter1) June 2, 2021
Does he have an Only Fans page, too???? ? https://t.co/FMiMywaktQ
— Lady Di in bubble wrap (@djl4300) June 2, 2021
I can think of 500,000 better things to do with $500.?https://t.co/QEvVIYvVfj
— John R Kennedy (@JRK_Media) May 28, 2021
Graham Gremore is the Features Editor and a Staff Writer at Queerty. Follow him on Twitter @grahamgremore.
Cam
Proving what Mark Cuban said years ago. Trump is lying about being a billionaire, because a real billionaire wouldn’t bother with penny anti crap like Trump water or Trump steaks that even if successful (which they weren’t) would only bring in a few hundred thousand.
Looks like Don Jr. is really hurting for money.
MissTerri
Don’t you have some other Hobby, dear?????????????????/
Cam
@MissTerri
Translation: The desperate right wing troll trying to deflect from how broke Don Jr. is. Do you actually hope that if you lash out you can change the topic from the fact that the Trump’s are broke and desperately pitching themselves on Cameo?
Sweetie, your troll game is STILL sad and tired. Tell the manager at the Siberian Troll farm to send some smarter trolls to this page.
Godabed
My question is, will he be high on cocaine while recording? If so I won’t have to pay $500 for it because it will be posted online within minutes.
Kangol2
For $500, I might just ask Don the Con Jr. to record a message stating that his father was and is a racist, misogynistic, psychopathic liar and traitor for Russia, committed multiple crimes while in office, left the US in an economic shambles worse than the Great Depression and Great Recession, ran up the debt and deficits, screwed up repeatedly and so badlywith Covid-19 that 600,000 people in a year are dead as a result, and decisively lost the 2020 election to Joe Biden by 7,052,770 votes.
Or does that $500 not include true statements?
Cam
LOL!!!!!
Maybe for $600.00 he’ll admit to election fraud.
Liquid Silver
That’s precisely what I was thinking. Alas, I think anything truthful would be out and it’s restricted to fluffy or truthy statements.
cuteguy
Will he do a line on video for $500?
Tombear
Can I ask him to do a bump on camera and admit his dad lost the election? If so I’m in!
Mack
Either the family is hard up or they’re planning their getaway. Even today the Great Orange One closed down his blog due to lack of interest. Or was it? Don’t you get a “free 30 day trial” and the 30 days are almost up.
Liquid Silver
He had a blog? Mine probably gets more hits.
Fahd
Definitively something Fredo would do. Life imitates art.
dhmonarch89
sadly- they can turn down request at Cameo or I’d do the following: ‘My Father Lost the 2020 Presidential Election. Joe Biden is President. There was no Election Fraud. We should be in Prison.’
Sqwoah
So…the story here is tat Cameo exists and mediocre celebrities use it to earn extra money and get extra attention?
Doesn’t seem like a story to me. Seems like a manufactured opportunity for the woke echo chamber to gang up on and insult the other side. Politics aside, some people are just pathetic.
RTG
It is when the son of a former president (who claims to be a billionaire) does it. And it’s news to Donny Jr. that he’s a mediocre celebrity whose next stop will be “I’m a celebrity get me out of here!”
Hdtex
Speaking of pathetic, anyone using “woke” as an insult is comatose and weak minded.
Cam
The desperation of the right wing troll to deflect from the fact that this story shows how broke the Trump’s may actually be.
Your rage is showing.
mailliw110
It’s not very interesting, but if you want to spend $500 for Jr. to say it…..
butchqueen
Would he finger his filthy, dingleberry-laden bunghole for me?
Toofie
No way a rich person does Cameos. Guess the money is much less than they like people to think.
Hdtex
I’ll pay him $1000 if he will autoerotic asphyxiate himself.
JRinDallas
I would sell everything I own and every penny I could borrow if he would autoerotically asphyxiate his father.
rand503
I’d have him say, “I really want to suck your dick.”
JRinDallas
Translation: “I don’t really want to suck your dick – I’ll just do anything for money.”
JRinDallas
So now Don Jr. is pimping himself out doing $500 video greetings. In five years he’ll be giving truckers $5.00 blowjobs at highway rest stops.
Cam
I think you’re comment is really wrong and not well thought out.
No way could he get as much as $5.00.
edensasp
I see some intense “conversion therapy” sessions for this one in the future….
Max
the pic of Don Jr and his “O” face is getting overused.
woodroad34
That banner picture of him possibly giving ‘O’ face and possibly saying ‘I’m coming’ in that dullard dialect of his to some Cameo subscriber is going to give nightmares .
Jimmy
I’d pay that idiot $500 to say he sucked my junk and gagged.
blakemandc
“a non-profit that provides support to private military security contractors” – How is this even a thing?
Tombear
I’d give him $500 if he would admit his father lost the election on tape.