Actually, Rebecca Kleefisch Would Have No Problem With Man Marrying a Rolex

“My comments were meant to relay my concern with redefining marriage,” says Wisconsin’s Republican lieutenant governor hopeful Rebecca Kleefisch in a statement, apologizing for comparing gay marriage to man-dog and man-clock marriage. “I never intended to sound insensitive, and have the utmost respect for all people. I apologize for my poor choice of words.” As a refresher, her “poor choice of words” included “clock,” “table,” and all “inanimate objects.”