Alan Cumming For Mayor

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Actor Alan Cumming canoodled with Page Six magazine Sunday and begot this soundbyte:

P6: What would you do if you were mayor for one day?

AC: I’d give gays the same rights as straights and make Wi-Fi free all over the city.

Hot damn! That sure would be swell: do you know how long we’ve waited for citywide Wi-Fi?!

Too long.