America’s Next Top Pandemonium

With Logo’s Drag Race coming to an end, it’ll soon be time to return to RuPaul’s inspirations for our fashion-contest reality television needs. But since it looks like Bravo/Lifetime’s Project Runway is off the air until Heidi Klum can convince Harvey Weinstein to quit being such a drag, we’ve only got America’s Next Top Model. And this, kids, is what happens when Tyra Banks tells America it’s time for short girls only: Madness.

The scene at Saturday’s auditions in New York City, after someone screamed something about a bomb: