If there’s one thing Andrew “I Don’t Like Mens No More” Caldwell seems to be especially good at, it’s finding creative ways to keep his name in the press.
His most recent stunt involved having a bowl of frozen yogurt thrown in his face by a store employee after allegedly calling her a bitch for not giving him a discount. (Caldwell claims he called her a dog, not a bitch. There’s a difference.)
“The bowl hit me all on my face, on my clothes, on my shoes! Everywhere!” Caldwell told his local news station shortly after the incident.
Now, the “delivered” former homosexual has gone on Jimmy Kimmel to discuss that terrible day.
Caldwell told Kimmel that he plans on writing a negative Yelp review about the store and is considering suing for “a couple millions” as well.
He also said it was a good thing he didn’t order hot fudge on his frozen yogurt because if he had “my skin would’ve been burnt!”
And as for the possibility of making up and maybe even befriending the cashier, Caldwell said that’s never going to happen, although if she apologized, he would offer his forgiveness, because that’s the Christian thing to do.
“Praise the Lord,” he preached.
Check out the interview below.
Captain Obvious
Humiliating black gay men while ignoring us and claiming the “black community” are united homophobic thugs all at the same time. Talk about multitasking. Kudos.
Xzamilio
@Captain Obvious: I don’t like you. That’s why it pains me to have to agree with you. This article’s “tone” does not sit well with me, and I’ve laughed at a few of the articles written about him. But when you see the “Editors” in the byline, you know it’s someone who doesn’t want to stand by what they said.
AtticusBennett
he’s upset about the yogurt, but not about his shitty family and church making him live a lie every day.
gurl, please.
Low Country Boy
@Captain Obvious: @Xzamilio: You both are correct.
Xzamilio
@Low Country Boy: However I will say that this dude is willingly offering himself up for ridicule… but this narrative isn’t funny anymore and the emphasis on his bad grammar is telling… it’s a walking punchline, like southern drawls.
UltimateSin
He really needs to play in traffic.
Billy Budd
How can a person be stupid to the point of being exploited like that on TV? He has two neurons in his brain: Chip ‘n Dale. That is how we describe these guys here in Brazil.
Giancarlo85
Why do we keep seeing articles about this attention hoe?
DarkZephyr
@Giancarlo85: It will be a spell before they stop as long as he keeps it up. Just thank your lucky stars you weren’t around when they were obsessed with making fun of Nick Gruber.
Baba Booey Fafa Fooey
The homophobic crowd cheering him on when he says he’s not gay anymore.
Roan
Is he still gay?
Dakotahgeo
This “mens” (sic) is, by far, the most uneducated hillbilly turd I’ve seen or heard yet on the internet! This “boy” is pure comedy from his voice to his tiny dick! (I base the latter statement on his insatiable lust for attention!).
blackberry finn
I fault Kimmel’s people for showcasing this clown and giving Republicans an opportunity to confirm their most cherished idea, that homosexuality can be “cured”. Some confused parent out there with a gay kid in pain is taking this as “evidence”. This is also detrimental to the guy himself, as now his “fame” rests on his living up to his lie. Has Kimmel been contacted?
Kangol
I agree that Queerty should stop giving him any more real estate on here and find other black and POC (latinx, asian american, native american, arab, mixed race, etc.!) gay people to focus on, because they’re/we’re out here, but I take everything this particular chile does as an endless (bad) performance, wrapped in a heavy gauze of irony. That’s the only way I can take her!
charmin88
I just feel bad for him and hopes he finds his way in life. He is still very young. So I believe he is on a journey. Hopefully the journey brings him back on the right track. I would hate to see another aftermath result of Society bigotry.