Bush Cronie Busted In Fishnets

Another Republican bites the dust. Bush-appointed Federal Judge Robert Somma resigned after being arrested for a DUI while coming from a gay bar and wearing women’s clothing: “When authorities removed him from the vehicle, they said he wore a black women’s cocktail dress, fishnet stockings and high heels… The arresting officer did not mention the judge’s unusual attire in the arrest report, but did write that Somma ‘had a difficult time locating his license in his purse.'” Girl, those things can be deep. Somma also looks to be wearing eyeshadow in this picture. [Pensito Review and California Criminal Lawyer Blog]