Casting The Grand Theft Auto Movie

This year’s Grand Theft Auto IV: Liberty City was a huge, violent, crime-ridden success, much like the town on which it’s based: New Yawk. So, in today’s creatively bankrupt Hollywood, it was only a matter of time until someone started talking about a movie based on the title.

Because we’d like to get our hands on some of the empire that digital hooker-kicking has built, we’ve taken the liberty of casting the possible Liberty City movie.

Thank us – with boatloads of cash – when it’s a hit.