Christian Walker has had it with California, and California has clearly had it with Christian.
The walking parody of a conservative “influencer” has announced he’s “escaping” the Golden State to take refuge in the Sunshine State–aka Florida–and Californians couldn’t be happier with the plan.
In addition to making eye-roll-inducing headlines criticizing the queer community, Walker has recently experienced some uncomfortable encounters with Kehlani and Elvira, and many are joking that the two icons deserve credit for the move.
I’M ESCAPING CALIFORNIA AND MOVING TO FLORIDA!!! California has been ruined by the left. They punish hard work and reward bad behavior.
I’m off to somewhere that supports my values and protects it’s residents. SEE YOU IN MIAMI, DESANTIS-LAND, FLORIDA ???? pic.twitter.com/kAneFVD15u
— Christian Walker (@ChristianWalk1r) July 26, 2022
Meanwhile, Walker told his followers that “California has been ruined by the left. They punish hard work and reward bad behavior. I’m off to somewhere that supports my values and protects it’s [sic] residents. SEE YOU IN MIAMI, DESANTIS-LAND, FLORIDA”
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No one can say for certain what the social media personality knows about “hard work,” but the fact that he’s headed far, far away was met with celebration. Unless, of course, you live in Miami, in which case — good luck.
Here’s how Twitter is reacting:
Kehlani ran his ass out omg https://t.co/Oh0BycWYiR
— online friend (@likesmoth) July 27, 2022
the california starbucks employees finding out that christian walker is moving to florida pic.twitter.com/dZYKLIbOrS
— wiLL (@willfulchaos) July 28, 2022
You’re proudly moving to state Governed by someone who considers you less than human.
Super odd flex.👍
— John Pavlovitz (@johnpavlovitz) July 27, 2022
California is getting a little nicer soon
— Godisinmytoaster 🇺🇸 🇺🇦🕊 (@Godisinmytoast1) July 26, 2022
Wow, California is finally starting to heal. Bye Christian…You can leave your rights at the door, as you won’t be needing them in Florida
— Nefler’s Mufflers (@nicodemustherat) July 26, 2022
Miss Thang will last 5 minutes in that humidity.
— Mike Busby (@MikeBusby6) July 26, 2022
— Ted Cruz‘ mullet (@Muricanlib) July 26, 2022
Don’t let the door hit you on your way out! Bye.
– Everyone in California
— L. B-Smith ☮️ (@rosecolordglasz) July 26, 2022
Christian Walker’s “hard work” is being rich and famous because his father is.
Same with Ivanka, Don Jr., Jared, and Eric.
And also with Donald J. Trump.
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) July 26, 2022
Neoprene
Oh sweet Jaysus. I just get lost in those crazy, lithium filled eyes. Say you aren’t taken little Chrissie.
Cam
Doesn’t work, hates himself, lies, and is a fool….yeah, the guy’s a Republican.
Vince
It makes sense that the little spoiled deluded shithead is heading to Florida.
jcool
don’t call me gay, call me a bottom.
i’m just kidding, nobody calls.
Manray
She’s a horrid mess!! Like “hot wet shart” mess.
Boo Radley
Let’s face it, she’ll never truly be happy anywhere, because her self-loathing will follow her wherever. But yeah, that sounds perfect for Florida.
Fahd
Moving to Florida at the beginning of August? it’s so hot and humid there, not to mention that men who have sex with other men are denied their full civil rights there. Oh well, I guess he’s made his decision.
Just.my.opinion
So, California is losing him. When will Queerty lose him?
nm4047
100% with you there, not sure why he is given ANY airtime, period.
LumpyPillows
Why isn’t he carpet bagging it to Georgia like his brain damaged dad?
Mack
I was wondering the same thing. Maybe his brain dead daddy doesn’t want his shanky ass in Georgia.
jcool
maybe because his dad is moving back to texas after he loses. renting a second u-haul is beyond christian’s budget.
woodroad34
I don’t think Ol’ Herschel realizes he has a gay son or daughter (depending on the view of the picture above), you know being the absentee father type.
mkwr12
Please quit giving this fool coverage. Let him fade away. One day he’s going to realize that the side he picked actively hates him for who he is.
My2CentsWorth
Letting him fade into the forgotten world would be good. Such a self loathing thing is not likely to accept the fact that the side he picks hates him. After all, the Log Cabin Republicans folks have refused to accept this and continue to ignore being told that they are not wanted.
mz.sam
Buh bye, Krazie Kristian bitch…have fun genuflecting at St. DeSantis’ d**k!
metta
One more reason to not visit Florida….as if I needed another one. Ha!
butchqueen
Go. You belong there, you sad little self-loathing person.
SDR94103
it is so ugly. it.
KyleMichelSullivan
Why does anyone pay attention to him?
IanHunter
Why punish Florida? Oh wait…Carry on.
Kangol2
Gurrrl, bye!
inbama
Maybe she’ll run into some more brothers and sisters she didn’t know about.
jimbeaux1001
So…
First, I had to Google him to even find out who he is.
Second, after reading that he’s Herschel Walker’s son I was confused as to why he was moving to Florida and not to his dad’s state of Georgia.
But then I remembered his dad doesn’t live there either.
mz.sam
No shit, Sherlock! Both will have to move back to Texas since latest polls show Daddy Walker is lagging behind in Georgia’s senatorial race.
Caelestius
Christian Walker represents the public character who makes us grapple. The planet called LGBTIQ has long welcomed every queer applicant for asylum, even quite a few who hadn’t quite applied, exactly. There have been a bunch who sort of arrived via splashy headlines, usually including the words “paid for sex” or “public bathroom.” No matter–Pride has been our middle name since Stonewall, but that was back when the Earth was flat and Hollywood never returned our calls.
Can Intersection Nation grant citizenship to the fairy from hell if we supposedly don’t believe in either? Do we consider applications from every hyphenation, even Maga-Meth?
I’m trying to explain my inability to explain him, I know. Is explaining anyone an endeavor we should ever assume? Is that our job or no-one’s job? What if someone generates actual harm for the community he claims not to inhabit, but nonetheless inhabits relentlessly, exponentially? Are we entitled to shame or blame him? Try to claim and tame him? Entertain or just maintain him, or pre-empt our own refrain, finally disdain and simply unclaim, him? Well, he scares me, personally. And paradoxically, I’m scared on his behalf, too. Or? Oh, dear. My solidarity with the most outrageous of the internalized oppressed has been tested and found wanting.
Mommy, I’m scary! And Daddy pretends he doesn’t see me!
JRamonMc
Girl if you think you’re going to be accepted in Florida for your conservative views, you are in for a rude awakening!
Jack
This putrid little bitch deserves Florida and Florida deserve her. I wouldn’t piss on her if she was on fire.
white-queer-african
Gurl is going to be a nothing in Florida.
The Latino boys are far more delectable than this little screaming bitch boy.
Maybe it can do OnlyFans.
CNY1983
so in plain English:
couldn’t get a job,
no one wants his “influence”
couldn’t pay the rent and shave the legs everyday with his allowance
still friendless in california
*saying youre moving and moving are 2 different things. get back to us when someone says they care.
bye now… fox television said thanks but no thanks
Aunt Sharon
California’s loss is Florida’s loss, I guess.
maxdadmark
HAHAHAHAHA! From the comments I have read here, the “LGBTQ+LMNOP community” has had enough.
Jimmynj
I defecate things more important than him.
johncp56
Get out wait till you get to FL they will love you
Fname Optional Lname
I just always assumed he was in Florida.