Last year, Colby Keller earned himself some free publicity by saying he’d vote for Donald Trump to “escalate the problem.” (Negative attention is still attention.)
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It’s a sentiment he builds upon during a conspicuously fawning profile published this week in MEL Magazine, which fondly describes Keller as having “a bicoastal accent that puts me in mind of a surfer who reads n+1.”
During the interview, Keller touches upon Donald Trump’s projected wall, his dislike of Hillary Clinton, the difficulties of being a communist, and the Democratic party.
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Here’s some of the things that came out of his mouth during the course of the interview:
On Donald Trump’s wall:
“I’m a little surprised he’s as aggressive on ‘the wall’ as he said he would be, but I’m not surprised people like Trump and corporate America are going to the lengths they are in a system that’s no longer defensible. They’ll stop at nothing….”
On Hillary Clinton:
“Hillary Clinton would have been four more years of Barack Obama, continuing all of the horrible neoliberal policies of the Bush administration and of her husband?—?policies that have bankrupted the American people and people around the world.”
On the imminent American revolution:
“Things will get a lot worse and that will get us to a point where we need to be.”
On being a communist:
“Being a communist in 2017 means delivering better lives for people by collaborating. Competition and letting people who’ve controlled the earth for many years, who are evil and nasty, is not the way to get things done.”
On Democrats:
“The Democratic Party’s diabolical politics don’t serve the interests of the American people and that’s why [Trump voters] acted out… It’s going to take someone like Donald Trump to get people to overthrow the system.”
stranger2myself
If he loves communism so much he should move to China or North Korea and then he will enjoy his communistic freedom. Please stop making stupid porn sluts famous!
maxdadmark
Naw, he doesn’t have to move. Everyone has a right to be stupid, and a MINORITY of people in this country just revealed how clear that is when they voted for Trump. But I most definitely agree that Queerty has a tendence to make stupid porn sluts, and straight so-called “friendly” celebrities famous, long past their 15 minutes of fame. Nick Jonas comes to mind.
James Hart
I agree with you.
Communism impoverished more people than any other economic system on earth.
zach2012
exactly. what a stupid piece of shit this guy is.
KaiserVonScheiss
Yes, I’m a bit confused why a self-proclaimed communist would support Trump, but it’s important to remember that a believer in actual communism is already drank the kool-aid.
viciouslies
It kinda makes sense that someone wanting to start a communist revolution would support Trump as a means to hasten the uprising of the working class. Marx predicted that capitalism contained the seeds of its own destruction and the proletariat would rise up due to resentment that their labor was being so mercilessly exploited by the bourgeoise. If you believe that, then electing a Trump administration that’s going to make life intolerable for working class people would be a way to bring about communism.
Of course, believing that a revolution predicted 120 years ago is ever going to happen, especially in the United States, is kinda cray cray. But if you really drank the Marxist Kool-Aid, I can see how you would vote for Trump.
Also, this makes me realize exactly how infrequently I ever use my poly sci degree. Womp-womp. 🙁
Alexis
I don’t even know why they would care to interview a porn actor on political matter…most of them are brainless. Hint: that’s why they are doing porn…it’s just physical, not much thought.
maxdadmark
Pitch perfect response. Queerty falls for the bait every time, because they perceive that the audience here wants only flesh, not substance.
Caine
He got you to do what he really wanted – that is for everyone to talk about him.
He’s an idiot as is his rationale.
ppp111
So basically he pulled a Kardashian? I agree if that’s the case [grin]
James
What a thought provoking, deeply intuitive, highly important, soul searching, intelligent, well written article on someone we care nothing about.
NateOcean
Most the comments look like they came out of Sarah Palin’s word-salad shooter.
“…horrible neoliberal policies of the Bush administration…”
Kris
Like most tRUMP supporters , he’s obviously mentally ill …
Dave in Northridge
Dude forgets what he’s famous FOR.
Brian
Wow, he’s dumb. He sounds like he believes Fox News and fake news wholeheartedly. He hasn’t learned to filter propaganda.
AxelDC
He has sex for money on camera. It doesn’t take a lot of brains to do that.
AxelDC
Quisling
baal61
Considering all the human rights violations the dismantling of years of work by activist’ to make this nation’ envied’ by the rest of the world’ in the big picture’ I don’t give a shit what this idiot has to say’ his vote is his’ now we all get to live with it; Impeach Trump!
JMD41
No probs here- Colby’s Ginger magnificence and extreme fk-ability are all I need know about.
Keep doin’ what you do best, cutie pie, and try not to speak.
Doughosier
I can’t even tell if he’s good looking behind that horrible hair on his face.
jimmypalmieri
I’d like to personally thank this idiot for helping to ruin our country. I sincerely wish he would go to a commie country and stay there. HE IS NOT NEEDED HERE.
t
1. That one Clinton named Bill didn’t bankrupt the America but instead was the only prez in recent history to leave the office with a budget surplus.
2. Mister Keller is second in line to be thrown into a concentration camp just behind the Muslims currently in America, be it a communism or still the democratic nation that Chump claims he is dictating over.
– Someone HAS obviously F’d this dude’s brains out!
Tim Warner
Colby, take your head out of your ASS you Jerky Bastard, Trump and his minions would Kill You if they could!!!
ZakinATL
Some whores should at least have enough common sense to keep their deranged faux-political beliefs to himself. While still sort of hot, his inane political beliefs may hurt his ability to get hired to do that one thing he does best.
jjsatellite
He”s been my favorite for years, but as oif today any of his material will be eliminated.. What a waste.
No Twitler supporter for my enjoyment. 🙁
nlbkeywest
He is a collaborator and a very self- hating gay man. Please get yourself some help.
mujerado
There’s an old cliche that pretty people are dumb. Colby Keller is living proof that there’s a grain of truth in every cliche.
Kai
Colby who?
Low Country Boy
Got to say I am seriously disappointed at his comments, but am loving the vast majority of the comments posted here. Colby is out of the spank bank.
Dakotahgeo
Totally agree with all comments above! Colby has his brain where his a$$ should be. Due to the sad fuc*ing he’s been through, I can understand his uselessness in this world. Commit yourself, Colby, before the Commies do harm to you.
trapezebear
Here’s the thing: actual commies have debated this idea of “aiding fascism brings the revolution on sooner” for decades, and most of the ones who ever did anything actually useful rejected it. Why, you ask? Because deliberately making things worse sacrifices the most vulnerable members of the ‘oppressed’ first. Keller should study the life and death of Antonio Gramsci, the Italian communist who was thrown in jail by Mussolini’s regime and whose health was so shattered by the conditions he faced that when they finally agreed to put him in a nicer prison with better conditions, he was too weak to be moved and died. Is Keller volunteering for this role, or asking the rest of us to take it on? My guess is, someone is counting on being the pretty white guy for long enough not to feel the hurt. Shrug: excuse me while I puke. His politics are “communism” at about the level of “overconfident sophomore jock in college who read a couple of books and his pals are blowing smoke up his ass about how deep he is because they want to sleep with him.” LOL. Have I ever wanked to him? Yup. Do I any more? Nah, idiocy and arrogance this deep are boner-killers.
Dakotahgeo
Although Queerty does major in insanely inane stories, I wouldn’t trade it’s comedic entertainment for the world! Who supports you, Queerty, the National Inquirer?
batesmotel
Colby Keller is a strong man and obviously the strong stable men voted for Trump, while the rest went with Hillary simply because she’s a Democrat. This equates to not thinking for yourself of course and not actually studying up in detail on both candidates rather than going along with what Queerty or Grindr feed you.
wolfman6
WRONG! Studying up is exactly what I did and learning all the detail and minutae of how insane Trump is and what he said he was going to do alone and now what he is doing, scared the living shit out of me and I wake up horrified every day to find out what shit he pulled last night. While Hillary may not have been the best choice, she was the only choice to prevent what is currently happening. Russia will climbing up our asses soon if we don’t get nuked by China or N. Korea first. I am a strong stable man and I did not vote for Trump. You are insuating that the rest of us are weak. Again you are wrong. It is the weak who voted for Trump, resigned that it was inevitable and also believing all the conspiracy bullshit about Hillary, when it is Trump who you should have been paying attention to. He long ago lied about knowing Putin despite video of him saying he knew him. The closer it got to the election it became more obvious that Russia was involved in the election. You must have voted for the asshole. Then you deserve what you get. Hope you have fun when your in an accident and the ambulance driver refuses to take you to the hospital because his religion is against gays.
Chambers
I never liked Colby. He always looked like he fell out of a trailer park. Now he has confirmed my impression of him.
Donalolaoighre
Can someone explain why being a communist is so inherently evil?
Just looking at a few of the comments some people seem to be attacking him on that alone. In theory communism is a great idea. However it doesn’t bode as well in practice. The exact same can be said for capitalism. I don’t understand why those from both ideals are convinced the opposite is wrong.
Im from a socialist country where a centre right party is in control. As far as I can tell socialism leans more towards communism than capitalism. Correct me if I’m wrong though, it’s hard to get my head around all the different terms. We have free healthcare, education and some of the highest social welfare in the world. Our taxes are quite high however. It seems to work in comparison to the mess in the USA, mind you is not without its problems.
tomk1of1
On paper it sounds doable and workable. Unfortunately that is as far as it gets. The only way for a workable government to get close to what many talk of with this kind of government is with a strong democracy.
Communism has in its system inherent problems with an all powerful group taking and keeping control. And then all is lost for along time. All live in a very lower,lower class while a few live with billions as it is now. It only looks good to some on paper.
Humans are simply and sadly not inherently good enough to make it actually work
tomk1of1
I don’t know why I can’t figure how to edit posts on this site,..I wanted to add that you are correct in that capitalism breeds oligarchic practices as well. And now we have Wall Street in the White House
Daniel
This man is as dumb as a post, regardless of his sex appeal and animal drive. No brains, all dick. Figures!
drumstick
I weep for the entire millennial generation… Sheer cluelessness. Communism, neoliberalism, fascism. These are all just words to them with no understanding and no context. It’s as if politics is some kind of consumer good or a t-shirt where they can try it on for size and if they don’t like it, they can try something else – without actually understanding the historical and economic implications of these systems. Sad. Really.
Mo Bro
Well said.
DCguy
Your entire comment complaining about others lack of understanding throws out a lot of words without any proof that you understand any of them. #Hypocrisy
levibluewa
He’s an idiot…not unlike all log cabin repukes. Perhaps the dems could do more with someone like Sanders, but the damage that will be done via Trump and his white racist cronies is apt to be monumental.
tomk1of1
Well he gets credit for speaking out. Many have little or nothing to say already.
Unfortunately I didn’t hear anything that made any sense. You don’t blow up the best most powerful democracy and we are,by adding to the problem with a autocratic administration. All you get is the most vulnerable suffering as usual,but a lot more with little to no gain and a huge risk that it will be much worse for sling time.
Hopefully there are strong enough fail safes built in to our government to halt any real fascist like take over. I get the disdain for the building oligarchy,but we are just getting a lot more of that.
I get the need to shake up the same ol,sameol,but again I can’t see how this is any different,worse in fact,it just looks and sounds different.
Part of what people aren’t willing to digest is that we are it going to get the jobs back that were lost. A new world of tech and a global economy mean simply that some will not be digging for coal,and manufacturing like we use to. Those people,those communities must redirect there way of life. It has been done b4 when the world changed in significant ways….i.e.. cars,electricity,it’s a big list. Just in the last century we have gone through these growing pains.
Mostly we need not to get into this fighting with each other. Politicians live this. It diverted attention from them while we fight,mostly over social issues that most want anyway. We all want the same things. Blowing things up doesn’t get us there. Compromise,working together for the best most fair outcome is always the answer in a democracy.
ActionJack
Colby, sweetie, if you love communism so much, move to a country where that system has been in place for decades. AND stay there AND leave your USD here. It’s easy to say it’s a beautiful system/country when you’re a tourist with thousands of dollars and only visiting for a week. If you want to know what communism is like I know a few legal-residents people who can tell you their experience.
wolfman6
Colby dear, you are so out of touch it’s unbelievable. It’s the Republican party that is diabolical. If it was the Democrats, they wouldn’t be in the weak position they are in. Yeah, Hillary probably would have been a continuation of Obama. But Sweetie, Obama did not follow in the footsteps of Bush/Cheney. Not hardly. All the robbing and raping of people’s bank accounts occurred under Bush. Obama brought back jobs and moved the economy forward. And yeah, Trump is going to destroy the government all right, but he is destroying the entire country with it. Wake up and get your head out of your ass!
jar
Sorry, but you misinformed. Obama continued most of bush’s policies and even outdid bush in some ignoble ways- asserting his authority to kill american citizens without any legal process; indicting more whistleblowers than any other president; continuing the wars and adding a couple of his own; protecting wall street interests over the people. You need to read up on the last two presidents because you are way off.
Sandym70
I’m sure I’m not alone in wondering, Colby who? I suppose I need to relinquish my fag card because a large majority of the time I haven’t a clue as to who any of these people are or why anyone even remotely cares what they think? I suppose the majority of the interest is because the authors of this site find these folks attractive, but good things don’t necessarily come in supposedly attractive packages.
jason_evans
Colby is helping to break the stranglehold of identity politics on the homosexual rights movement. It’s the beginning of a social revolution.
Identity politics has turned male homosexuals into girls and trans women. Instead of having pride in being men, we’ve bashed maleness and manhood so as to appease women, especially the man-hating Left wing feminist crowd.
Thumbs up to Colby and thumbs down to the girly gay rights movememt.
not a clone
unfortunately he is just regurgitating what he has read regarding Trump/ Hilary/ Obama, i bet if you ask him to explain the “failed policies” the reason the “TPP” is a “bad deal” , why “NAFTA” is bad, neither him nor the “Orange one in Chief” could do it..
Hogwasher
Wait. He’s a porn star? With that face? A fluffer maybe.
He should seek employment at the White House cleaning Trump’s kitchen.
JustKevin
Maybe that’s what he’s shooting for.
ErikO
Fluffer? That’s a total myth.
robert_moore
Neocommunist sophistry.
tameron1
This man is UGLY. There is nothing handsome, attractive, sexy, or beautiful about him. His soul is damaged and he is not mentally healthy. He is completely divorced from reality and has the same kind of paranoid philosophy as Trump. Why are we subjected to his superfluous opinions? Queerty needs to grow up and stop sharing the opinions of these ill-informed men who have no redeeming intelligence about them. I am considering dropping this site off of my information list. I am so tired of stupid gay men and their uninformed opinions. It is just so embarrassing to be gay in 2017
verbaltopman
He’s a bit of a dim bulb. First, it’s laughable to believe Trumpelthinskin wants to better America — he’s there to serve his colossal ego and make rich people richer. Second, Keller is evidently unaware how virulently anti-gay some of these administration clowns are — they’re going to do their damnedest to abolish all the rights we’ve fought for.
Izzy55
Who pulled the dick out of his mouth?
jorgecruz
It is hard to distinguish his mouth from his ass because both are full of shit. He talked and talked and basically said nothing. He doesn’t have to wait for the US to turn communist, there are quite a few countries already under that system and there is no one stopping him from moving there.
broadshoulder
Just admit to why your doing it
You cant stand Hillary…
gayjim1969
Totally! Another brain trust who thinks that false equivalences are the same as logical thinking. “Since I hate Hillary Clinton and the Democrats, I’m going to vote for Trump: he stands for everything they don’t!” Top notch thinking, people!
Herman75
An acquaintance of mine that believes she can see my aura (it’s green) remained confused which candidate to vote for until the very last, she tells me, when her spirit god appeared and spoke to her and then revealed to her that Trump should be President. So I figured at that point it was destiny, that if California crazies were voting for Trump, the Dems had clearly not made much of a case for themselves, although you’ll never convince their Super Delegates of that. Yuck Yuck.
Geeker
There’s nothing more annoying and frustrating as a shallow person who is convinced they are deep…and wise.
gayjim1969
To vote for a candidate you hope will destroy the current system–and then bet that something better will spring up in its place–doesn’t seem rational. Keller’s perspective seems to be more Nihilist than Communist.
galatians328
Faux-anarchist ideology! Same as Steve Bannon who claims that he is in the lineage of Lenin: to ‘bring down the system’ as an end in itself. Of course after Lenin helped do that in Authoritarian Czarist Russia – we must admit Lenin did a great job of doing that swiftly! – they got Authoritarian Bolshevik Russia with tens of millions in gulags/death-labor camps. Even in our small college town we have faux-anarchists who ‘professionally’ disrupt groups and activities that are intended to PRACTICALLY help the sick, the poor, the working class, the old, the children, the hungry, etc …. they sow discord (as Mr Bannon is doing and as Mr Trump is doing) as is ideology matters most. But ideology have never cooked a meal for hungry people in the shelter (actual volunteers do that, usually from churches that the anarchists don’t like, but why are the anarchists providing the meal?); ideology has never built a house for the poorly housed ( Habitat for Humanity does that, e.g., so why aren’t the anarchists building houses?); etc. Ideology has a power to do some things but little power to solve most things practically and sustainably. Key word: sustainably.
eightinchnail
I am guessing that any policies are better than none at all coz Dimwit Donald makes it up as he goes.
tacoma4x4
Everything Trump has done so far has been 100% legal. Obama and the others have spent so many years brainwashing you morons you don’t even know your own constitution.
Tommy5677
I used to think he was so hot but now less so. Hate his stuff because all he does is make a lot of unnecessary noise. I’d throw him out of bed for that. LOL. So why would you vote for the likes of Trump unless you’re watching too much Fox News? Trump on the extreme right, communism on the extreme left. It just makes no sense. If you think Obama was a horrible president than you are either ignorant, I’ll informed, or both. If you’re queer and you vote for these buffoons you have considered nothing, especially the consequences of your actions.
Louis
I’m surrounded by morons smh.
Colby dear you are known for being a &*(% toy not a thinker please next time close your mouth instead of opening it and removing all doubt of what a complete moron you actually are.
Thanks a bunch hon. 🙂
Jim Guinnessey
Too bad Colby Keller’s brain is so much smaller than his dick.
Anders69
He has every right to express his opinion….and just like any asshole, everybody has one.
I used to enjoy watching his naked frolicking, but I like my porn to have some brains. So long, Colby.
tameron1
NEVER, will I EVER understand the words Gay and Republican appearing in the same sentence! It has to be one of the worst oxymorons in modern American political culture. I have never heard one of these people make any sense about their politics, so I have come to the conclusion that to these people, it is just another fashion statement, but, however, a very dangerous one.
phallictomato
I used to watch Colby Keller all the time. Had a nice body. Then I heard about the whole voting for Trump thing, then I lost all respect for him. I don’t like Hillary either but Trump is much, much worse, and I can’t, in good conscience, bare to look at Colby anymore knowing that he supports someone who wants to destroy protections and equal rights for LGBT people. Colby disgusts me.
eightinchnail
tacoma4X4, the courts have just invalidated your comment. [grin]
walterhpdx
Screw Colby Keller. This guy wouldn’t have a platform if Queerty wouldn’t give him one!
ErikO
Exactly but queerty loves to glamorize professional putos and cum dumpsters like him and others.
ErikO
Why should anyone care what this professional puto and cum dumpster has to say?
Binary Void
Colby Keller is definitely no Pietro Boselli (model, mathematician) and I’m already bored with him. I remember seeing articles from Queerty and Towelroad exploiting the fact that Colby Keller has interest science while making him seem like a walking contradiction of doing porn and being intelligent. There’s having interests and then having academic and or professional validation. I think he let these articles get to his head. lol
zisforzoo
What I don’t understand…is how people still can’t pinpoint the problem, the house and senate has been a majority republican for the past 8 years people…a moajority of state governors are republican…but somehow democrats are the reason for everything wrong…?
BGinBigD
Colby Keller should be ashamed of himself! Of course, Colby Keller should be ashamed of himself anyway.