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Colorado Grandmother Tells Lawmakers Why Nature Made The Anus For Pooping Only

Don’t let Rosina Kovar’s superlatives fool you: the 76-year-old grandmother from Denver is anything but a gentle soul. Testifying before the Colorado Senate on the state’s civil unions bill, she declared, “The anus is an exit. It is not an entrance!” And if gays can get second-class marriages, they’re not going to teach that truth in school anymore. In the butt, you see, “there is no lubrication! Unlike the vagina nature put a tight sphincter at the entrance to the anus — it’s there for a reason. Keep out! … The anal lining is only one cell thick … so tissue micro-tears are common, and access to the blood stream is easy.” Also, all gays are to blame for all those unwed mothers out there!