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New Underwear Line Lets You Easily Reveal Your Sexual Position In Your Waistband

The London-based sports and underwear brand Curb just released a new line of skivvies that encourages you to reveal your true “identity” — clearly meaning how you like to twerk it out when it comes to sexy times.

The British lovelies above try to nonchalantly take advantage of Curb’s brilliant (?) innovation while riding the tube — before they ride one another. The line features three types of briefs bearing an identity on the waistband: Bottom, Versatile, and Active.

We don’t know why Curb is beating around the bush, so to speak, with the “Active” label. They’re not fooling anyone. To wit, how they describe each brief:

Be the top of your game with the Active brief in white with the super smooth blue waistband.
Cut to the chase with the Bottom brief in white with the super smooth red waistband.
Take your choice with the Versatile brief in white with the super smooth green waistband.

Curb might as well take a note from Andrew Christian and start including condoms with their underwear. Check out more photos of the Identity line below: