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Damage control: Ted Cruz attempts to explain the bisexual adult film on his Twitter profile

“It was a staffing issue and it was inadvertent, it was a mistake, it was not a deliberate action. We’re dealing with it internally but it was a mistake, it was not malicious conduct.”— Ted Cruz to reporters, trying to explain how a bisexual adult film had wound up among the senator’s Twitter likes. Sure, Ted. Sure.

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6 Comments

  • Hussain-TheCanadian

    On behalf of Canada, thank you fellas for dealing with this freak; lord knows we would of exiled his @ss further north, beyond the wall, but having him come back as a white walker is not an option.

  • NateOcean

    Come on.
    With a face like that you know he’s forced to jack off a lot.
    Of course he likes porn!
    Nothing to be ashamed of, Ted.

  • Changeagent

    As a Texan, I can assure that Ted may have fantasies but he is not fantastic.

  • NateOcean

    Ted blamed it on his “staff”.
    I get it, Ted. tee-hee

  • Jaxton

    I’m glad queerty called this bisexual but note it’s female bisexuality, not male bisexuality. Female bisexuality is extremely common in porn but male bisexuality is very rare.

    Porn has this bisexual double standard that discriminates against male bisexuality.

    The women who do porn are partly responsible for this bisexual double standard – they are prostitutes. Female prostitutes see male bisexuality as a threat to their business model.

  • queeninreign

    Christmas came early in our house. I think I just wet my pants. Thanks Ted. I needed that.

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