Our natural inclination to rid our yards from dandelions isn’t just the genocide of weeds, but it’s a metaphor for hate! Queerty YouTube mascot Davey Wavey wants this to stop, and he’s on a campaign to save the little yellow stubs. On SaveTheDandelions.org, you can make your “pledge to see the beauty in everything.” Or waste 60 seconds.
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David Dust
Oh SWEET BABY JEEBUS, you’ve got to be kidding me…
wowjustwow
he put his shirt on.
HayYall
Did his health insurance run out before they could finish the lobotomy?
TANK
BrianZ
He’s a lot more interesting on Manhunt I hear.
shivadog
Oh….those senseless weeds, nevermind.
jim
davey: shut up, you moron.
AJ
What does he do? How does he make money?
jake
gosh this site is so white.
The Gay Numbers
@jake: LOL.
scott ny'er
why is this site pimping him so often?
TANK
@scott ny’er:
blowies
The Gay Numbers
Tank
LOL- riiiight. Totally. Someone give up some bootie to someone for this.
jake
am i the only one who hates this guy?
alan brickman
WHICH QUEERTY EDITOR IS SUCKING HIS DICK?? SERIOUSLY….
getreal
I think he is adorable and this is a cute video. For all the haters stop drinking hatorade.
peet
Davey can’t be gratifying the editors; he’s here in Toronto, while they’re in New York or whatever. I think the bitch is paying for facetime, and it really is maddeningly irritating to be reminded of his existence.
ChristopherJ
yawn. if i wanted repeated daveywavey updates, i’d subscribe to his youtube channel.
Dennis
Kind of a sweet message this time (and much better than describing his serial killer crush)
Trying to be kind, all I’ll say is he needs to start removing his clothes again, soon.
Brandon
I used to subscribe to Davey Wavey but then stopped. This is what I hate about Utube. People’s opinions are validated by others who are just as young and vapid as they are, which deludes them into thinking that they r wiser or more entertaining than they truely are.
He calls himself a Guru on his channel. Im 23 and I think that NOONE under the age of 30 has had enough life experience to consider themselves a Guru. This guy hasnt been married, hasnt been divorced, doesn’t seem to have had any serious relationships, hasn’t had kids, raised kids, or lost a kid, hasn’t been poor, hasn’t been homeless, hasn’t been fat, hasn’t been ugly, doesn’t seem to have struggled ever but somehow he is giving others life advice. This advice really consists of him parroting some quote from a book that his Yoga instructer told him 2 read. Come on!
He designs web pages for a living which gives him freedom to travel, by a condo, live abroad, and have tons of free time. So how does he take it upon himself to give life advice, on health, relationships, etc. Someone asked him once how they could have a life and career like his and his reponse was “Go find it and create it for yourself.” Really? All the people who are unemployed right now just need to “Go find it”?
The hardest thing this guy has ever had to do in his life was come out to his parents and even that was cakewalk compared to alot of people’s coming out experiences. I stopped subscribing b/c I couldnt bear to keep legitimizing his opinions.
Mark
Dandelion leaves are believed to have a diuretic effect as they increase salt and water excretion from the kidneys[4].
adrian Acosta
@Brandon: I hear ya Brandon.
The reason why I don’t care much for his videos is because life isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. Life also has struggles and pain and he seems to never bring it up…it’s almost kinda Stepfrod Wives creepy. He’s either covering up a large portion of his life or he simply lives in a bubble.
It’s almost like a train wreck waiting to happened…thus, maybe that’s why Queerty reports on him.
Maybe he’s like Christian Bale in the movie American Psycho…he would totally get my respect if he at least got arrested.
tarheel1023
OMG I pledge, I pledge, I pledge
rogue dandelion
dandelions, omg!
ousslander
wtf, more hatorade please!
lileasy
@HayYall: Great comment. I can’t stop laughing.
Bob
If his face were not so cute, I’d smash it in. He’s totally nuts!!!!
Jon
Davey Wavey ROCKS. He doesn’t take himself too seriously and he likes to have fun. The fact that he isn’t too hard on the eyes just makes it all the better. Compared to that ass Perez he is a f*cking genuis!
bobito
He makes me think of the Jaques Brel song:
If I could be for only an hour
If I could be for an hour every day
If I could be for just one stinking hour
Cute, cute, cute in a stupid-ass way
Anonymous
What is Queerty’s obsession with this twit?
nikko
I love dandelions scattered amongst the grass, so I’m all for it. And he’s cute. Me likey.
mark
ugh another ego driven gay marriage campaign
zach
@HayYall: Perfect. He is getting crazier month by month.