grifters gonna grift

Don Jr. has a new grift and it will make your eyes roll right out of your head

Got a burning desire to have your news personally curated by Donald Trump, Jr.? Well, now you can!

This morning, the ex-president’s eldest son announced he’s launching a news aggregation site called “MxM News” that he hopes will compete with Apple News and Google News.

According to a spokesperson, MxM (“minute by minute”) News will be a free mobile news aggregation app that curates fake news stories from a variety of propaganda sites online publishers across the narrow wide ideological spectrum.

“As I travel around the country, the complaint I hear more than almost anything else is that people don’t know what media outlets, journalists or stories they can actually trust,” Jr. tells Axois.

“We created the MxM News app to help people cut through that clutter and get trustworthy news and information about topics that matter and impact their lives. We view it as an important public service and also believe it will be a great business.”

Because when we think of the word “trustworthy”, we immediately think of the Trumps!

Here’s what people on Twitter are saying about the whole thing..

Graham Gremore is the Features Editor and a Staff Writer at Queerty. Follow him on Twitter @grahamgremore.