Got a burning desire to have your news personally curated by Donald Trump, Jr.? Well, now you can!
This morning, the ex-president’s eldest son announced he’s launching a news aggregation site called “MxM News” that he hopes will compete with Apple News and Google News.
Exclusive: Donald Trump Jr. launches news aggregation app https://t.co/IIrkgxzHjy
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) March 23, 2022
According to a spokesperson, MxM (“minute by minute”) News will be a free mobile news aggregation app that curates fake news stories from a variety of propaganda sites online publishers across the narrow wide ideological spectrum.
“As I travel around the country, the complaint I hear more than almost anything else is that people don’t know what media outlets, journalists or stories they can actually trust,” Jr. tells Axois.
How about we take this to the next level?
Our newsletter is like a refreshing cocktail (or mocktail) of LGBTQ+ entertainment and pop culture, served up with a side of eye-candy.
“We created the MxM News app to help people cut through that clutter and get trustworthy news and information about topics that matter and impact their lives. We view it as an important public service and also believe it will be a great business.”
Because when we think of the word “trustworthy”, we immediately think of the Trumps!
Here’s what people on Twitter are saying about the whole thing..
Gonna be as successful as Truth Social? How’s that one going? Lmao.
— Annoying Liberal 🇺🇸 (@CodeAficionado) March 23, 2022
Laugh for the day!
— carol peterson (@carolpe38060904) March 23, 2022
Does it come with free psychographic targeting, straight from the motherland?
— Ed Duco (@HardBoiledEddie) March 23, 2022
Let me guess–it’ll launch as soon as people donate $200 million for “startup costs.”
— Dennis Croskey 🇺🇦 🌻 (@dkxkee) March 23, 2022
What could go wrong? pic.twitter.com/EDGKhtDcVI
— Ray ‘triple vaxed’ Brown stands with 🇺🇦 (@Raybrown1959Ray) March 23, 2022
Update: news aggregation app by Donald Trump Jr. crashes, users unable to log on to deactivate subscription
— Ivermectin Futures Trader (@GOPtoGQP) March 23, 2022
How many rubles?
— curly retriever (@TheyEndure) March 23, 2022
“news aggregation app that curates stories from a variety of publishers across the ideological spectrum”
In other words… they choose the inflamitory anti-democratic stories that users see.
— Aadhoc (@Aadhoc1) March 23, 2022
I’m sure it will be just as successful as Truth Social. pic.twitter.com/obEkXWLAXB
— Carolyn from Maryland (@carolyn_from) March 23, 2022
Don’t worry folks, he has the best people
— Dean Gullberry 🇺🇦 (@DeanGullberry47) March 23, 2022
Graham Gremore is the Features Editor and a Staff Writer at Queerty. Follow him on Twitter @grahamgremore.
The Accidental Polemicist
We seem to get a lot of boring stories about Don Jr. However, when are we going to get something newsworthy like Hunter Biden? Will he be indicted? (most likely) Will he go to jail to protect his father? (perhaps)
ZzBomb
There is literally nothing to the Hunter Biden story. The FBI investigated, found no wrongdoing, that’s the end of it.
Get over it. You lost b/c you right wingers have no policy, ideas, platform, or solutions for the problems facing REAL Americans.
The Accidental Polemicist
@ZzBomb
Wrong.
Just this week, The New York Times published an article about the broad, ongoing FBI criminal investigation into Hunter Biden’s international business and tax activities.
(Wow. Do you ever get one of these posts correct?)
Bosch
You’re saying tax evasion makes a better story than all the crazy-ass stuff the Trumpf children get up to?
Fname Optional Lname
Nobody cares about Hunter Biden. Don Jr. on the other hand continues to gaslight his lemmings to ensure the money train keeps moving forward. It is imperative to point out their deception because all of the terrified GOP members who bow down to the mighty Orange one are the ones who create legislation to deny LGBTQ equality. The stories do nothing but embarrass you because Don Jr continues to be a boil on the ass of humanity.
The Accidental Polemicist
@Fname Optional Lname
“…are the ones who create legislation to deny LGBTQ equality.”
I don’t where you live, but I have my equality. Nobody is denying me nothing.
Cam
Awww, the right wing troll account once again furious that the criminality of the Trump family is exposed.
Your trolling is sad and weak.
jcool
@acc pol
“will he be indicted? will he go to jail to protect his father?”
maybe he could just appeal every judges request for a deposition over and over and over and over. and if forced into a deposition, just plead the 5th 500 times.
i’ve heard that’s what some career criminals do.
sdterp
You show up in these comments everytime there’s a critique of a conservative. 1) Hunter Biden was investigated and nothing illicit was found. 2) Unlike Donnie Jr, Hunter Biden has never held federal public office nor been a member of an executive team. The Trump’s on the other hand have shown time and time again that they are swindlers.
ZzBomb
“We created the MxM News app to help people cut through that clutter and get trustworthy news and information about topics that matter and impact their lives…”
Topics that matter to literally NO ONE but the GQP:
Gender of Mr Potato Head
Who says “Happy Holidays”
What color Starbucks mugs are during Christmas
What bathroom people use
What goes on behind the closed doors of peoples bedrooms
What goes on between peoples legs
Worrying about Master level elective courses being taught in kindergartens
Rehash old grievances, both real and perceived
And finally the nearest opportunity to gargle Putin’s nuts like Tucker does now nightly.
SamB
Zz: Please provide proof of all you just stated, especially the last point. If you can’t do that, then according to your own rules, none of it is true. To quote you (am I using that properly?), “Again, burden of PROOF is always on those making the claim.”
Bosch
I don’t understand which points you’re pretending are false, Sam. Literally every one of those things has been on fox news in the past, or is on fox news right now.
I know this, because in my country we watch fox news clips for a laugh.
SamB
Bosch: Zz has continuously said that if a statement is made, that person is responsible for proving proof to back it up. I’m just holding him accountable to his own standards. He demands citations and references so I will too. If he doesn’t reply with the proof he himself demands from everyone else, then what he just stated above must be considered false information, by his own rules.
Daddybear69
Love what you listed! They are always after, or going after made up story lines to make their base think there are deep seeded facts just discovered about democrats, which are all made up. Nonetheless, the base runs with it and the story runs like wild fire, and then gets to and explosive point like we seen at the capitol. We may not have seen the last of it, all because of the big lie! He is cut from the same mold as putin, kim jung un, hitler, and other from history. They none ended well. Rome fell from within, do we want the USA to go the same way? It has already started, the seed has been sowed, its up to us to stop our country from falling! Putin/kremlin already thinks we are a crumbling nation because we are cracked/severed nation. Are going to repair ourselves or let those that are working to continue to destroy us finish the job?
Eternal.Cowboy
It’s comical to watch SamB try to do the whole gotcha thing. The idea the the person making the claim owns the burden of proving it correct isn’t some wacky idea that Zz came up with. It’s a basic concept in critical thought. It’s why we have “innocent until proven guilty”. How SamB has gotten though life without picking up any critical thought concepts is beyond me.
StopTheLies
Then please change your statement to say, ‘ I bet the topics will be….’ That should satisfy these crybabies. Well it actually won’t, but it will make your statement beyond reproach.
SamB
Cowboy: I don’t need references. If someone says something I can go and research it myself. Zz was the one who is demanding footnotes and citations which i won’t be providing. You don’t have a sense of humor do you?
Fname Optional Lname
Putin’s got the pee pee tape!!!
The Accidental Polemicist
@Fname Optional Lname
“Putin’s got the pee pee tape!!!”
More fake news – there is no tape. However, there is Russian collusion with the Steele Dossier and Hillary Clinton.
Den
“You don’t have a sense of humor do you?” (says SamB)
We all have a sense of humor here. We are certainly laughing at the right-wing hetero buffoons, like you. You make it so easy. The regressive mind is pitiful, but such a rich source of amusement.
Eternal.Cowboy
SamB –
“I don’t need references. If someone says something I can go and research it myself.”
To date your research has led to you calming Trump won the popular vote, there were six million jobs create in the first two months of 2020, that John Durham filed a motion that said Hillary Clinton work with Russia to spy on Trump and you described two people with female genitalia using a sex toy were gay men having sex.
“You don’t have a sense of humor do you?”
I do have a sense of humor and you touting your research skills is probably the best joke you have made to date.
Prax07
The only people that will be giving his site traffic are maga-turds and other news outlets reporting on what a shit show it is.
white-queer-african
Oh dear., any news about Donny Jr certainly get the right-wing nuts out on the defensive. I wonder why? Could it be that after all this time it is actually Donny Jr using all these fake screen names? He is a no brain with a small…enough said!
Mack
I don’t think Donnie Jr is that smart. I think all the kids got the “dumb genes” that Donald has. With all Donald’s failures it shows he has a lot “dumb genes”.
Mack
I see SamB here with all his screen names and spewing the normal BS. They have a hardon for Hunter while the trump turds break all the laws.
jax florida
Soon enough he’ll be doing solos on only fans and nobody will sign up for that either.
Jim
Grifters grift
Cam
Just how broke IS this family? Don Jr. was hawking $20.00 T-Shirts, Melania is trying to sell her hat, and Trump senior is sending out fundraising letters every few days.
Soon they’re going to be getting deliveries of government cheese.
frapachino
10 year old writing the headlines here.