The first half of The Witcher Season 3 is out now on Netflix, with Geralt of Rivia struggling to shield his fantastical family from the against the monarchs, mages, and beasts who would do them harm.
But who cares about The Witcher’s plot when you have someone has be-witch-ing as Henry Cavill leading the cast?
Cavill has been a Queerty fixation for more than a decade now—our archive of appreciation posts goes back to his Immortals days. And, much the British bloke’s biceps, our love for the 40-year-old has only grown.
We’re not alone, of course.
How about we take this to the next level?
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On Twitter, fans of all stripes are salivating over Cavill’s good looks and superheroic figure. Just look at how they thirst over his body in the tweets below! Seems like finding an unsexy part of Cavill is the real Mission: Impossible…
started watching the Witcher because Henry Cavill’s arms and accidentally binged the whole thing
— derek (@derektbh_) January 3, 2020
I love his handsome handsome face, but Henry Cavill's arms/shoulders make me want to do dirty dirty things to him…. pic.twitter.com/SUqUEtT3k3
— Lady Boners (@TrueLadyBoners) April 4, 2020
I thought it was my allergies that were making it hard for me to breathe today but it was just Henry Cavill's arms
— ?sienna? (@xoxowari) July 17, 2020
Henry Cavill's arms are too powerful to be contained by mere leather. https://t.co/3A6DbjA2Qf
— Dimitrescu Family Footstool (@Skarothian) December 21, 2019
I can't stop looking at Henry Cavill's arms
— Mark Slamdison (@Markette_) May 16, 2017
TL cleanser… Henry Cavill’s legs pic.twitter.com/x6HOk0buny
— Viktor’s RenaiSéance (@wondermann5) November 19, 2021
i think I'm watching the Witcher just to enjoy Henry Cavill's legs at this point. Only seen two episodes but I need more of that shit
— huttbole (@blunderbussy) January 18, 2020
i want henry cavill's legs around my head
— jay (@monsterkinks) January 2, 2016
Science has proved that zooming in on Henry Cavill’s legs greatly improves your day https://t.co/MOCkGzEVuh
— benjamin dean (@NotAgainBen) May 13, 2018
Good morning to Henry Cavill’s chest pic.twitter.com/NOQipVATdE
— grant???? (@urdadssidepiece) January 3, 2019
Henry Cavill’s chest appreciation post pic.twitter.com/NoqO5tZIAd
— Chase (@ChaseStein_) March 12, 2019
when i eat henry cavill’s chest hair like spaghetti and drink his sweat then what… pic.twitter.com/W1OkP1uyL4
— diego (@a24slasher) January 14, 2021
I consider Henry Cavill’s chest a primary sexual characteristic. pic.twitter.com/41cDGTBSmG
— Danny Carrington (@DannyCarringto5) March 13, 2023
#BatmanvsSuperman is terrible but at least Henry Cavill's butt isn't https://t.co/jvABa4XvQp pic.twitter.com/yyrYW70MRb
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) March 29, 2016
Henry Cavill's butt ?
— Ramit ? (@Kr8s_control) April 15, 2017
someone: *says something*
me: yeah but have you seen henry cavill’s crotch? https://t.co/gXJPeQq60H— naty ? (@bellanattty) April 8, 2020
I've spent way too much time today looking at Henry Cavill's crotch to see if he's wearing underwear. Or not enough?
— Ed De La Garza (@eddelagarza) August 4, 2011
I dream of jumping off a low diving board and aim directly for Henry Cavill's crotch… throat first.
(Obviously with consent.)
— The Cloven King (@theclovenking) April 15, 2022
Henry Cavill's jawline appreciation tweet ? pic.twitter.com/bH0KNgxmYo
— ??. (@JacksonsHadid) August 24, 2022
Henry Cavill's jawline is literally a perfectly engineered, lumbar-supporting, ergonomically-designed seat
— Matt Bellassai (@MattBellassai) February 29, 2016
henry cavill's eyes are so beautiful pic.twitter.com/7Bh7jFMZ21
— Dixon (@KissingIsaac) June 9, 2016
I think Henry Cavill's eyes makes up for most of the faults in Man of Steel.
— Justin Carter (@GigawattConduit) October 20, 2014
WARNING: Staring directly into Henry Cavill's eyes may cause pregnancy. #trustme
— Eric McCulley (he/him) (@EMcCulley) September 23, 2017
Henry Cavill's smile could create world peace
— Dylan (@dylophosavr) June 5, 2014
greekboy
You tramps need to leave my potential future next ex husband alone. We are committed to each other. Got it?
scotty
yeah he was kind of cute in “the count of monte cristo” but not so much a beguiling, witching superman. obviously, YMMV put me in the middle of the flash and a kwisatz haderach sandwich any time!
fur_hunter
………. I must say…… He’s definitely NOT ugly…….. I wish him much success.
SparkyMICH
Henry Cavill could never imagine the things I’d let him do to my body.
mz.sam
Multi-talented gorgeous Henry Cavill is the BEST Superman in film history ever! And I’d be willing to bear his AI child.