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Footballer celebrates win by stripping for the crowd — full monty

Little known fact: If you’re a footballer and decide to strip down and insert your penis inside a trophy, not everyone is going to be pleased with you.

Defender Aleksander Melgalvis Andreassen learned this — for lack of a better term — the hard way.

On Sunday, Lillestrøm SK celebrated a 3-2 win against Sarpsborg 08, which meant the team won the Norwegian FA Cup for the first time in a decade.

During Monday evening’s trophy parade, Melgalvis took the partying to a whole new level by stripping onstage and inserting his penis into a trophy, as one does.

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A hastily written statement was released shortly after the ceremony, in which the 28-year-old athlete expressed some sort of emotion that’s nowhere near regret.

“I’ve come a long way to play in a cup final,” he tell the Dagbladet. “Of course I can understand that [people thought] it was a bit over the top. I’ll admit that and apologize, but it is not something I regret.”

For the record, we aren’t angry or upset about any of this.

“Winning the cup is a big thing and obviously it should be celebrated,” huffed Norwegian FA communications director Yngve Haavik.

“But it is very possible to do so in a manner that shows the cup a bit more rrespect

“I am sure it wasn’t intentional from Melgalvis but it came out the wrong way regardless. I think Melgalvis and Lillestrøm agree with that.”

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  • Jack Meoff

    I wish more footballers in all codes would start celebrating this way, I might actually start watching.

  • Ummmm Yeah

    Yeah if no one else in the room is taking off their clothes you are probably going to wind up in trouble.

  • Kieran

    If you’ve got it, flaunt it baby. You ain’t gonna have those buns forever.

  • SiamSam

    Oh. Em. Jee. Queerty promotes body-shaming of people of abnormative size and transphobia towards trans-men born without penii.

    • Ummmm Yeah

      They are born with vaginas like all women. It’s no one else’s fault these women are ashamed of that.

    • dwes09

      I love how regressive snowflakes like you INVENT the things you think we are guilty of, and then you are too stupid to notice they don’t exit.
      Your comment is so far beyond immature as to make folks pity you.

    • dwes09

      Aren’t you two missing a national socialist paintball and beer pong session somewhere?

  • Rex Huskey

    Looks like a great fun night! YooHoo!! So glad they are not queer sissy bois!

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