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Hey Leather Fans! This Valentine’s Day Video Celebrates Dirty Kinky Pup Love

puppy love 6Hello, welcome to Bonerville.

The SF Eagle has produced an insanely (and NSFW) hot video — dare we call it an art film? About pup love.

In the video, a daddy strolls through a kennel full of forlorn pups, staring wide-eyed through the bars of their cages. He lovingly scratches their beards, inspects their teeth, and secures them with collar and leash.

Yeah, sure, it might not be your kink of choice. But if it is, this is the video you’ll be fapping to for months to come.

The whole thing’s a promo for Puppy Love, a Valentine’s Day party at the Eagle.

We remember just a few years ago, when it looked like the Eagle was going to go away forever. What a colossal disaster that would have been! Masterpieces like this remind us why dark, dank corners are our favorite place to hang out.

And stick around to the end to catch a glimpse of a little microphile fun! A very rare kink, particularly after the Scale archive bit the dust a couple of years ago.

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12 Comments

  • KittyLitter

    Ewwwww gross.

  • MikeE

    @KittyLitter: Remind us again about how we’re all haters when we say we don’t like hairless Ken doll twinks?

    It applies to you too.

  • KittyLitter

    @MikeE: I never call anyone a hater.

  • Fitz

    Yes, lets all fight for equality and damn anyone who says that we aren’t equal. Then lets lock our lovers up in dog cages and put breath control gags on them.

  • Tracy Pope

    I’m not a big fan of Sarah McLachlan or the adverts she does for the SPCA or whatever it is so when I saw this video I started laughing out loud.

  • Deepdow

    On some level I think the whole leather thing is an antiquated gay male’s answer of erotic bonding. The purity of our love and romance for one another doesn’t have to be acquainted with accoutrement and special effects which serve against the definition of gay male sexual romance which is about brotherhood and unity, ideally. The leather fetish, for me personally, should not be quantified with universal gay male experience nor should it serve to symbolize any kind of gay male erotic expectation. It’s a late 20th century aesthetic born from ostracism which imbues it with harshness rather gentleness. I don’t have any problem with it, but when its the only example of Valentine’s day, it becomes weird habit. It’s not universal nor is it realistic.

  • Deepdow

    @MikeE:

    Not liking Ken dolls that are hairless, you know, something already fake, doesn’t mean the opposite has to be choke holds and metal cages – something fake as well. Derr.
    Also, when you disparage “twinks” you’re essentially demeaning the youthful demographic and I see that happening way too much within the gay discourse. How do you expect to have strong gay males of character when you disqualify their youth?
    My point is valid.

  • MikeE

    @Deepdow: Saying that a hairless young-looking guy does not appeal to you is not “disparaging” anyone.

    And if you want to see “disparaging”, read all the “ewww disgusting” and “yuck gross” comments when Queerty just happens to post a pic of a guy older than 30 or with some body hair.

    The disparaging has always largely been aimed toward the older LGBT members of our community by the younger ones.

    And I never said that the whips and chains thing was the opposite of twinks. Some people like it (I don’t particularly), and there’s no reason right off the bat to have a comment like “Ewwwwww gross”.

  • Deepdow

    @MikeE:

    But if someone says “ew gross” why did you automatically associate that statement as coming from a “twink” lover ?

    You were the one that crossed the line. Way to trip over yourself trying to come up with excuses and point fingers at every other place else except yourself.

    Wrong. Young people of every sexual orientation ALWAYS demote the older generations on the principle that to be young is to be flippant of the elder. Goes with the territory of being immature BUT as an older person, it’s up to YOU to set an example ya dum dum !

  • Deepdow

    @MikeE:

    I would add that in terms of what Valentine’s Day traditionally means, leather fetish is indeed gross against it. Gross as in not romantic. You do know what romance is, do you?

  • Deepdow

    @krystalkleer:

    You don’t get it cornball. Try again.

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