Homosexuals, Affirmative Action Keeping White Guy With Receding Hairline + Moobs From Job Promotion

I’m actually not, in the malicious sense, dumping on this guy’s physical appearance, because you should see me out in the sun and the heat after screaming my head off. (This was taped at Glenn Beck’s “Restoring Honor” rally in D.C.) But I bring attention to the way he presents himself because, if we’re entertaining the idea that The Gays are keeping him from moving up the ladder at his federal job, then ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. I really want to hug this man, or treat him like a jungle gym and crawl all over that bear chest.