Homosexuals, Affirmative Action Keeping White Guy With Receding Hairline + Moobs From Job Promotion

I’m actually not, in the malicious sense, dumping on this guy’s physical appearance, because you should see me out in the sun and the heat after screaming my head off. (This was taped at Glenn Beck’s “Restoring Honor” rally in D.C.) But I bring attention to the way he presents himself because, if we’re entertaining the idea that The Gays are keeping him from moving up the ladder at his federal job, then ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. I really want to hug this man, or treat him like a jungle gym and crawl all over that bear chest.


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  • concernedcitizen

    Why even bother to post this incoherent glib gibberish. The guy is obviously uninformed and has that “i don’t know why I’m angry but I know I should be” antipathy that has become typical of Glenn Beck followers.

  • Bareback Hussein Osama

    I am so glad The Gays are getting the blame for my failures to get the economy growing. I keep taxing them to pay for stimulus pork and they keep supporting me! Love it!

  • Rick Brannon

    He is the female Maggie Gallagher!

  • L.

    Man – I don’t know how to say this, but, really, what may hold you back is your poor color-coordinating skills.

    Green and orange? What was your “wife” thinking?

  • Bareback Hussein Osama

    @whatever: No, I am the dude who sold you Hope and Change. Suckers!

  • eagledancer

    Of course, by this logic, Glen Beck, with his physical unattractiveness, shouldn’t be promoted to head up the rally–or Fox.

    Hmm…I must say I rather like this logic…

  • whatever

    @Bareback Hussein Osama: Don’t you have Coulter’s hog you should be suck at your GOProud convention?

  • Bareback Hussein Osama

    @whatever: I hate Coulter! She is trying to get these peasants to revolt against me!

  • David

    I wouldn’t hold him back.

  • Joe

    What a raging cliche he is. “I have black friends.” God. The racists always feel the need to point that out to somehow show that they’re not racist.

  • wompman

    Just keep waddling away bigot (and yes, you are a bigot). Nah, your failures have nothing at all to do with you, right?

    Unemployed, overweight, ugly gasbag? Yup, Beck “rally” is the right place for you, that’s for sure.

  • tjr101

    Conservatives always have to blame someone for their own personal failings. When the American dream doesn’t happen for right-wingers it’s always some minority’s fault.

  • Bambam

    I don’t know about the white guy, but i would totally promote the black guy.

    “Oh, its the homosexuals now? Have you every thought maybe its you?”


  • bobby

    If the homo who got promoted ahead of him is into bears, I can think of a few ways this dude could get his next promotion. Just sayin…

  • 0.02

    For those of you who love to blame the black community for all the homophobia just take note and notice who was attacking us (LGBTs) and who was speaking on our behalf and told the man it probably was not us, rather he, who needs to take responsibility for why he is not where he wants to be in life…just thought I’d point that out for you all…

  • Queer Supremacist

    People like that deserve to be discriminated against.

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    how can such a person be selected for promotion to such a high post in the rally?

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    how can a person like this be selected for promotion to such a high post in the rally? i cant understand.

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