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How Many Cute Ways Are There to Say Sean Hayes Is Done Talking About Newsweek?

Depending on which version of the Los Angeles Times story — about Sean Hayes insisting he won’t again mention That Newsweek Story, especially during Sunday’s Tony awards hosting gig — you read, you were either met with a straight forward, SEO-friendly newspaper-y headline, or one with a gay pun that a blog like this might use.

Aww, look at the newspaper having a little fun!

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Other suggestions:

• Sean Hayes is looking straight ahead on Tony night

• Keeping his head straight, Sean Hayes avoids the Newsweek controversy

• He’s a big gay but Sean Hayes promises, promises to be straight forward

Okay, your turn!