Rodrigo Alves, aka the “Human Ken Doll,” says he’s spent close to half a million dollars on nearly 50 plastic surgeries in an attempt to alter his appearance. Eight of them were for nose jobs.
Many people think the 33-year-old kinda sorta resembles Barbie’s blonde, blue-eyed boyfriend Ken. Alves says that was never his goal.
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“It was never my intention to look like the Ken doll,” he tells the British TV talk show This Morning, “but apparently I look like a doll. I personally don’t think I look like a doll.”
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The cosmetic surgery has cost Alves over $500,000, and it’s affected his ability to breathe through his nose.
“July of last year, I had my nose reconstructed with a piece of cartilage from my ribs,” Alves explains. “Now I can’t breathe. So I have to do another surgery to repair my breathing.”
But, hey, it’s NBD, Alves claims. “It’s just like when you start dyeing your hair,” he says.
Alves has funded the procedures with money from properties he inherited from his grandparents. When asked if he might be addicted to plastic surgery, he wouldn’t even entertain the thought.
“No one can get addicted to plastic surgery,” he insisted. “There’s no such thing.”
Watch the interview below.
Blackceo
Oh bless. He’s scary looking.
Mo Bro
This guy looks exactly like a Ken doll . . . that’s been microwaved for at least 3 minutes.
Paco
A full facelift at 33?!! Those surgeons that operated on him shouldn’t be allowed to practice medicine. It’s obvious he needed a psychiatrist and not a scalpel. His face is causing an Uncanny Valley effect.
Pansgayman
Looks like a horror movie star. Yikes.
KanoChris
Needs to something about his anal – cranial inversion.
Invader7
He’s a certified FREAK. Scary looking. Resembles a Stepford Wife.. Overly done . And long overdue for a psychiatric intervention !!! And he has thinks breathing through his nose is his only problem…
NateB79
If he didn’t have those contacts in, he might be a little less terrifying. He looks like a movie villain.
NateB79
Wow he was actually pretty handsome before. Too bad he didn’t get the help he needed to deal with his esteem issues before all the surgeries.
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Lane103
He looks more like Bobs Big Boy….and obviously needs some serious counseling.
scotty
saying he is a freak is like saying the pope is a little bit catholic. guys obviously got multiple screws loose if he is happy with that visage.
KiwiJello
I don’t understand these people that spends thousands upon thousands of dollars just to end up looking NOTHING like the person they were trying to look like. That kid that did this to look like Justin Bieber looked nothing like him. At all. What a waste.
Billy Budd
Disgusting creature from hell. He should be put in an insane asylum.
Snicky
He definitely missed. He knows nothing like a Ken doll, he’s a hot mess!
HereinNYC
i’m sure that’s exactly what his grandparents had in mind when they left him the property in their will.
Jack Meoff
He looks like the male equivalent of the women you see on the Real Housewives series.
michel_banen
He looks like a botched up 80’s Kim Basinger.
surreal33
A sad, pathetic, textbook, example of extreme self-loathing.
scotty
if i had my druthers, id take that other ken doll whats his name ohyeah justin jedlica. i mean, of course if i was forced to that’s who id pick. jus saiyan is all.
radiooutmike
He reminds of the crazy cat plastic surgery lady. Her son!