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If Ne-Yo Kills Somebody, Will You Stop Saying He’s Gay?

R&B crooner Ne-Yo can’t shake those gay rumors, and this has him upset! Why can’t everybody stop talking about his sexuality? Because he hasn’t threatened to or actually shot anybody.

See, if Ne-Yo unloaded a glock in somebody’s ass, they you’d stop thinking he was a big nelly bottom. That’s totally how 50 Cent escaped the gay rumors, in fact.