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If You Attack Your Girlfriend With A Strap-On, The Entire Internet Will Know About It

Attention lesbians. While attacking your girlfriend is not funny, attacking her with an oblong sex toy kinda is—and if you ever do it, the whole world will find out about it. Florida resident Tamara Cadet claims that her 21-year-old partner Jantavia Taylor chased her around their Bradenton home with a knife; but Taylor says she had no knife, she just threw a strap-on penis at her girlfriend. Police found the dong laying in the neighbor’s yard and then charged Taylor with a felony domestic violence charge.

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