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In the Twilight Gay Porn Flick, That’s Not Blood Dripping On Your Neck

From the Department Of Inevitable comes Twinklight, a gay porn film filled with vampires and, if you’re lucky, a Stephanie Meyer sacrifice. But this is not a movie spoof; it is, director Afton Nills’ trailer would have us believe, a real story about love, passion, betrayal, and temptation that just happens to feature twinks screwing. It debuts (not in theaters, but at smut shops) on June 30, lawsuits notwithstanding.

Alas, there was the missed opportunity of turning out a catchy tagline, like, “Suck on this,” or, “They might be dead, but they’re fully engorged,” or even “Blood is on the bathhouse floor.” Surely you can’ come up with something better?

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