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It’s Time To Start Complaining To This Homosexual If Your Gay iPhone Apps Are Banned

With Apple CEO Steve Jobs taking another medical leave of absence, COO Tim Cook, a homosexual, is in charge. The “fitness nut” is described by Gawker as “a workaholic who begins emailing his underlings at 4:30 am each morning and eschews Apple’s famously good cafes for an endless series of energy bars, which he’ll often devour during meetings. The COO prides himself on being the first into the office and the last one out.” Yes, but will he take up Jobs’ penchant for emailing customers directly about their complaints? YCNTIHAZMYP0RN MR. COOK?

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  • Simon

    This is one of the reasons, why I only get smartphones with Android OS. No one can choose what I should or can install on my phone.

  • Tom

    @Simon: Including malware and spyware ;)

  • chpinnlr

    @Tom: yep even malware and spyware, Lol, I don’t need anybody to “protect” me for my own good. I am a grown man, and if I install an app that screws up my phone I can take responsibilty for it.

  • Thrutch

    Id rather know why there isn’t a LGBT search function in the Itunes store

  • jak

    Please keep in mind that JOBS IS NOT DEAD YET.

  • Rod


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