Just in time for Halloween, verified kook Jaden Smith has made a theoretically chilling — but actually deeply silly — confession: He was once a vampire.
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He said as much while chatting with Numéro magazine, but emphasizes that those darker days of bloodsucking are now long behind him, and he knows deep down in his once-craven heart that it’s time to put childish fangs away:
“During a period of my life, I was gothic. I was only wearing black and I was hiding from the sun because I was a vampire. I was a vampire, for real. I could not expose myself to the sun and I was only wearing black trench coats. I’m not a vampire anymore, I’m out of that phase. I’ve opened myself up to wearing more colorful clothes, to going out in the middle of the day. I share much more mixed energies.”
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And there you have it. He’s retracted his pointy teeth, discovered the joys of sunshine, and has presumably matured to the point that he now realizes slaking one’s thirst on goblets teeming with virgin blood is simply not the way of the mighty hearted.
Having learned this, exactly how scared are you?
1EqualityUSA
Digested blood is nast. No fiber.
redcarpet30
Any respect I had remaining for Will Smith is gone after seeing how his privileged attention glutton kids have turned out.
DCguy
Both Jaden and his sister sound dangerously unbalanced when they give interviews. Is it scientology? Is it being ignored and overindulged? Who knows. Maybe they are running a years long joke on the press.
1EqualityUSA
Scientology sucks. The young ones may grow out of it….or not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMjXGONAn44
Jim
Famewhore idiot.
Xzamilloh
Ugh… kids get dumber and dumber each generation. Stop having children… future generations will thank you lol
ethan_hines
I wonder what else he sucks?
dwes09
@DCguy: “Is it scientology? Is it being ignored and overindulged? Who knows. Maybe they are running a years long joke on the press.”
It certainly is the result of being overindulged, too privileged and not well parented. Could be mental illness as well, and Scientology does not believe in that or in treating it.
joeyty
aagh Hollywood brats
Jack Meoff
Another Hollywood family that have metaphorically ‘jumped on the couch’ and lost any credibility or respect. Add them to the list of people who’s movies I won’t watch because they have become total scientology nut jobs.
MediaGuy
he’s a sickening fuck twat.
Chris
He reminds me of Sideshow Bob.
Bob LaBlah
I have all the more respect for Katie Holmes now after reading this article and thinking back to why she left Tom Cruise (whether of not Suri was to be educated by Scientologists). I never saw Will nor Jada as parents of the year but had NO idea it was this bad. These kids (Jaden and his sister Willow) didn’t even attend school with other children. No wonder they ran amok once they started having fun and realizing Scientology was b/s.
He BGB
The media are vampires for interviewing him.
Ksb1978
Hey Queerty, how’s that interview with the cast of Moonlight coming along?
Blackceo
OMG this poor child. What is going on with this boy? I mean the whole thing about time not existing or some shit like that and now this vampire thing. I was fine with the fashion and seeming sexual fluidity/gender bending or whatever you wanted to call it but some…no many of his verbalizations are just weird. Sit down child.
Tobi
Jaden’s probably just recalling one of his past lives, $cientology does that for you, whilst simultaneously taking you for every single penny you have.
Gates
I think most of the Smith children’s silliness is for attention. I’m sure they didn’t get much growing up. And for those of you who have read up on Scientology, it is full of crazy shit, but then all religions are.
Sluggo2007
He needs to get over himself. He’s nothing.
J.T.
Nothing is the operative word for this brat. He has done nothing. He has nothing to say. He knows nothing. He is the essence of nothingness. I can think of nothing for which he should be famous. Nothing.