First family problems

Jared and Ivanka are miserable and spiraling in “a world of sh*t”, insiders say

Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump are reportedly living “in a world of sh*t” as they close in on their first year in Washington, D.C.

Vanity Fair has just published a damning inside look at the couple’s private world, which has become plagued with daily chaos, a looming federal investigation, an erratic family member/boss, and a rapidly shrinking social circle.

“They’re in a world of sh*t,” a source close to the couple says. “He may seem cool, but he’s sweating, and she’s like her father. She’ll never acknowledge it and [will] blame the media.”

Related: Ivanka Trump says she’s so sick of mean people’s ‘unrealistic’ expectations of her

Internally, however, Ivanka is said to be freaking out about the impact her father’s presidency appears to be having on her reputation.

“She’s been working on her reputation forever, and now it’s going to suffer horrifically,” the source says. “And for what?”

Other sources add that Ivanka and Jared have felt “a distinct chill” from many of their longtime friends and acquaintances in New York. Jared has purportedly responded to being iced out by saying those people were never really friends to begin with and “didn’t have a lot of character.”

Related: Shocker: Ivanka Trump’s D.C. neighbors absolutely cannot stand living next to her

And then there’s Daddy Trump, who doesn’t make things any easier. Several sources say he has “repeatedly reminded the couple of what a nice life they had in New York, before they were ‘getting killed’ by the press in D.C.”

Vanity Fair reports:

Washington has been both an unimaginable opening and a kick to the stomach. It is clear now, though, as their anniversary in the swamp dawns, that an eventual return to New York may not be more appealing. Their social circle has shifted, real-estate prospects are waning, and widespread negativity awaits.

Someone cue the violins.

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60 Comments

  • chris33133

    schadenfreude
    ?SHäd?n?froid?/
    noun: pleasure derived by someone from another person’s misfortune

    • jimontp

      Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving, nasty couple. Kushner will be indicted for money laundering and perhaps even complicity with the Russians (in that meeting he doesn’t seem to remember) by Mueller within a couple of weeks. Ivanka will be prosecuted in NY. None of their “old friends” will have anything to do with either of them- you know guilt by association. And Fredo, aka as Don Junior is in knee deep sh-t. Yeah, I’m getting a lot of pleasure from that whole corrupt family getting what they deserve.

    • ddevine

      Agreed.

    • leobaga

      The future first woman US president right there. Thank you, Ivanka! Haters gotta hate (but we don’t have to). Trump = Love. :)

      Hate + Violence = Dems

    • 1EqualityUSA

      can’trunforprezwithcriminalrecord

    • leobaga

      @1EqualityUSA: “can’trunforprezwithcriminalrecord” Hillary ran but failed.

    • Harley

      Gosh. All these Russian trolls on gay sites. Unbelievable.

    • leobaga

      @Harley. YOu do know 15% of gays voted for Trump, right? You’re in denial. Look it up.

    • James

      leobarga, is anybody interested here in you AT ALL. Or are you just a narcissist who likes to annoy people with stupid comments.

  • RIGay

    Well… once they trade in the Brooks Brothers and Hermes for an orange jump suit, their social misfortunes will be resolved.

    New dinner companions? Why yes! For breakfast, lunch AND dinner!

  • Brody

    They say that living well is the best revenge, and the Kushners and Trumps will always live better than their critics.

    • BigWill

      Oh, Mo, you’re so predictable. As soon as I saw “Ivanka”—you’re favorite masturbatory fantasy—in the headline, I knew you’d be here.

    • batesmotel

      That is true. This couple is worth almost $800 million and they’re living the lives others dream of and will never have. They’re not working lousy day jobs or sitting around on comment boards envious of others. Don’t think they’re hurtin!

    • 1EqualityUSA

      Worldly thinking indicative of lower spiritual station.

    • DCguy

      Awwww, how cute, the Trump Trolls keep thinking that if they just spout off any lie it will make it true.

      Gee, lets see, they are both possibly under indictment and definitly under investigation. It was exposed that NY already had enough evidence to prosecute Ivanka for Fraud and the charges were not filed after the Manhattan DA received a donation from Trump’s lawyer, which means, that since the charges weren’t dismissed, they can still be filed.

      Somebody else claimed on here that the Kushner’s are worth 800 million. OOOOOPs, guess you forgot about that mortgage on the downtowwn NYC tower that they haven’t paid a dime on and is due in full in another year….a mortgage for over a billion dollars, that the Kushner company doesn’t have.

      Yeah, they’re really living well. If you count debt, the Kushners are worth less than anybody commenting here.

    • Heywood Jablowme

      @batesmotel: “This couple is worth almost $800 million…”

      Yeah right. Got a citation for that? Seen their tax returns, have you? LOL.

    • 1EqualityUSA

      666.

    • Stache

      @Heywood Jablowme. He was totaling up his Russian Investment scams.

    • Harley

      Yea. And you know what Jesus said about rich men. You know, that whole camel passing thru the eye of a needle and all. The trump turd will have a nice time after death.

  • NateOcean

    When you sleep with dogs, you wake up with fleas.

  • 1EqualityUSA

    Oh, no. Who will negotiate peace in the Middle East, (and then Isreal), solve the opioid crisis (insurance-less), be a diplomat to both China who built a wall and Mexico who refuses, reform veterans’ health (and bone spur clinic), reformcriminaljusticepardonJoeArpaio-a-i-a-i-o, and run the White House “like a great American company” amid empty offices and non-existent administrative support if Jared goes to prison? What’s the song Trump played, ruined it for me, “You can’t always get what you want.”

  • s

    And Kushner is still involved in foreign relations, accompanying Trump sr to Asia.

    • 1EqualityUSA

      Only to get their stories straight on the plane. Trump is soiling himself these days. Robert Mueller ought to have a boulevard named after him. “Mueller Way” where the traffic signs read, “slow and steady wins the race.” Extra “Depends” undergarments, over-night-mail, to 1600 Pensylvania Avenue, cross-street, Mueller Way.

  • radiooutmike

    This article has truly brightened my day!

    • leobaga

      Lol. That is if it’s actually true. You’re like Hillary. She never stops dreaming. Sorry bud, you will always be a loser.

    • Heywood Jablowme

      @leobaga: Keep believing that if you want, but Hillary has already said she’s NOT running in 2020. The only ones obsessed with her are drooling opioid-addicted Trump fans like you. Is it sexual? LOL.

    • DCguy

      @leobaga:

      Anybody else notice that the right wing, anti-lgbt trolls ALWAYS need one boogeyman to blame everything on. It’s ALWAYS a “Jew” or a woman.

      George Soros, Barbara Streisand, Hillary Clinton, So in other words, 5 years from now right wingers are still going to be attacking “Hillary” unless some other Female or Jewish boogeyman takes over.

      But lets look at what the troll tried to do. They couldn’t use any facts to deflect the topic so they mention “Hillary” and then lash out and call somebody a name, hoping to change the subject.

      The subject of course being that Ivanka’s brand has tanked and been kicked out of multiple stores, that she and her brother Don were under investigation for fraud and the charges are still waiting for them now that the payoff to the DA was exposed. Kushner’s family has desperately tried to fix the ONE deal Jared did which was to overpay for a run down building in Manhattan at the height of the market that they owe over a billion dollars on and have the entire mortgage coming due and can’t pay.

      Oh, and he had interactions with Russia that he lied about and both of them are under Mueller’s investigation and could end up in Jail.

    • leobaga

      DCguy, you just hate Trump so much because you’re an illegal. Sorry bud, you’re breaking the law. OUT!

    • James

      Leobaga, DO YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS HERE. I DOUBT IT. JUST ANOTHER TRUMP TROLL WITH NO LIFE.

    • James

      Leobaga, DO YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS HERE. I DOUBT IT. JUST ANOTHER TRUMP TROLL WITH NO LIFE. GET LOST, NOBODY IS INTERESTED IN YOUR STUPID RACIST UGLY COMMENTS. PATHETIC.

  • batesmotel

    My sources say that, “a source close to the couple says” is not a verifiable article. Nine times out of ten articles that say, “a source” tend to end up being bogus. Just more gossip to feed the lower evolved minds, which is extremely easy to do.

    • 1EqualityUSA

      Re-frame this tragedy that will work. If a wonder-lad, responsible for so much, is under duress, it is imperative to pay attention. This administration is dangerous. At least we can show the world what the U.S.A. does with treasonous criminals who infest the Oval. It appears that the votes yesterday indicate how this is working out for the GOP, silent, complicit, and dark. Justice Neil Gorsuch is as illegitimate as the leader of this Republican fiasco.

    • DCguy

      Hey Mo Bro, if you’re going to invent another screename you should change your sentance style so it isn’t obvious right off the bat.

    • Heywood Jablowme

      My sources say that someone who calls himself “batesmotel” is PSYCHO.

  • M K

    Cry me a river and pull out your violin.

  • Kangol

    This site is like Fox News sometimes. We just had an election last night with some major news in terms of groundbreaking LGBTQ candidates winning, and this site focuses on…Javanka. Yeah, OK.

    Meanwhile, congrats to the trans candidates who won seats in Virginia, of all places, and Minnesota! It may not be straight guys waffling about their sexuality or IG photos of straight guys who may even me homophobic, but it’s real news about real LGBTQ people, and specially important with Donald Trump and his angry band of homophobic Cabinet officials in office.

    • 1EqualityUSA

      Sh-fuh-yeah.

    • DCguy

      Best thing about that.

      Not only did she beat a homophobe, but she did it not by saying “He’s a bigot and I’m Trans” she did it in a great way, that was inadvertently so insulting to the old bigot.

      She ran and basically said, “Here are the things that are bad in the district and have gotten worse, and I will fix them.”

      So the old bigot got beaten by 10 points, by a trans woman who said he was lousy at his job. And she won.

      LOVE IT!!

    • Heywood Jablowme

      GOP = Grumpy Old People

  • OzJosh

    Interesting how this article depicts Jared and Ivanka as innocent bystanders, so that they’re somehow collateral damage. But all the evidence points to Jared being right at the epicentre of the Russian conspiracy, and he’s been pretty much at the centre of all Trump’s White House shenanigans. Meanwhile, Ivanka has trailed daddy around like a faithful puppy, or more accurately, like a surrogate First Lady. She’s defended his abhorrent policies and she’s frequently represented his administration on the global stage. They are fully deserving of all the crap coming their way.

    • DCguy

      Yes, the article gave them somewhat of a pass.

    • 1EqualityUSA

      Kislyak Communication Channel

  • Bob LaBlah

    If Trump understood a minuscule of geology he would have known you build nothing in, on or near a swamp because of the swamps foundation. Its on the same level as quicksand an he has found out the hard way. I hope all of them drown and sink to the deepest depths of its bowels. I doubt the late Leona Helmsley would have craved money, power and the worlds attention that bad as to not have foreseen the mistake being made or was soon to be proven to come-a-calling.

    • 1EqualityUSA

      Mar-A-Pantanosa

  • Harriman

    They are losing their social status in NYC. 666 Fifth Avenue, their premier property is underwater. Make America Great Again is manufactured in China. Jared’s inmate father paid Harvard 2.5 million to get him accepted. Another 3 mill went to NYU to guarantee his entree there. The best and the brightest always prevail with that kind of money.

  • Blackceo

    I still contend that they didn’t believe for a second that man was going to win the election. They figured they would do enough to build their brand and make the most out of the energy from the campaign, and come out unscathed w/o having to worry about the disaster of an actual Trump administration. So sorry…I don’t give a single damn about their struggle? I’m supposed to feel sorry for those grifter heaux? I don’t think so. I hope they are miserable AF!!!!

  • trusgold

    I am a liberal Democrat. I worked at Hillary 2016 as a media buyer. Ivanka and Chelsea are very close. Remember the saying birds of a feather flock together. Ivanka has stated NUMEROUS times that her style is not to give the press the talking points daily. She has many solid Democratic stances on what were actually on the platform. The Lady has a good moral compass on issues. If she makes press releases before she talks to her Dad her strategy will fail. The problem is she may not have let the media know where her & her disagree. For a guy like Trump that is a nonstarter.

    I for one want to say thank you Ivanka!

    • 1EqualityUSA

      How’s the weather in Moscow?

    • DCguy

      LOL!!!!!

      Wow! I thought the Mormon Anti-lgbt trolls were bad! LOL!!!

      Ok, lets play your game…According to you, Ivanka HAs lots of power but has no power, and will do lots of things but will never tell anybody what she did. And anything good that happens is because of her, but anything bad that happens isn’t her fault?

      LOL!, Nice try comrade. Can you please tell your supervisor over in the Siberian Bot farm to send us somebody better, you’re TERRIBLE at this.

    • GayEGO

      You mean Ivanka Stanka, pee-ew!

    • stanhope

      Queen please, even if one were to believe your claim, you are nonetheless an apologist. Ivanka has been resolutely quiet on major issues of injustice. That makes her guilty and deserving of what is ahead for her and that husgirl of her’s LOL LOL Ms. Tiffany Trump had better start a nest egg as the coins may slow down soon as the legal bills mount. Nobody ever gave a crap about her anyway. Wow what an ugmoe.

  • skilos

    Eat shit and die……and take daddy Turdrump with ya.

    • DCguy

      (Applause)

  • GayEGO

    Any one in the Trump family or staff that supports Der Fuehrer should be pushed aside and lose their popularity as Donnie is disgusting and is unfit to be our POTUS.

    • Cincinnati

      And old fat ass trumps family and lying criminal sidekicks is just as disgusting as he is..Can’t wait until their all behind The WALL, in prison where they belong..

    • Cincinnati

      Right on..

  • Cincinnati

    HaHaHaaaaa..Suffer you pathetic bitches..HeHeeee…

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