People will talk — there’s no preventing it.
And if that’s the world in which we live, perhaps there are worse things than lips incessantly flapping about the girth of your impossibly large and arduous manhood.
That’s what actor Jon Hamm thinks anyway, if not in so many words.
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As US Weekly reports, Jon is just like us, provided we’re all wildly rich and charismatic actors with monstrous appendages swinging between our legs like the pendulum of granddad clock.
“It was a topic of fascination for other people, certainly not me,” he fascinatingly tells GQ Australia, our favorite magazine.
“By the way, as rumors go, not the worst.”
His mood about the whole non-scandal has lightened considerably sincethe halcyon days of 2013 when paparazzi snapped a photo of Hamm taking a leisurely stroll with then-girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt and, apparently, no underwear.
“They’re called ‘privates’ for a reason,” the usually game entertainer fumed to Rolling Stone when asked about the photo back in the day. “I’m wearing pants, for f–k’s sake. Lay off.”
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We’ve heard that so many times, but never from Hamm.
This was roughly the same period New York Daily News reported a breathless source claiming “Jon’s impressive anatomy is so distracting [on set] that they politely insisted underwear.”
In related non-news, we wish US Weekly wouldn’t refer to Hamm’s penis as his “Hammaconda,” but life is full of disappointments for the vast majority of us who don’t have the fortunate of being Jon Hamm.
Bromancer7
I’m not actually convinced he’s all that big. Anyone that goes commando in the right pair of pants will look just as impressive. A lot depends on how much scrotum skin you have. If your balls are pulled up tight they will push your dick out and give you a much more noticeable bulge even if you’re just average-sized.
Until a full-frontal proves me wrong I’m sticking with gut.
Pistolo
He looks *amazing* now that he has gotten sober, he was always handsome but he looks much better now. Also, that hammaconda…mmmmm!
BigG
He is just a beautiful man regardless that’s a bonus with him he is so handsome.
JerseyMike
Hamm has a history of being a major jerk. His girth or anything else on him is gross to me.
ErikO
@Bromancer7: Very true.
Jack Meoff
The man is not exactly the sharpest tool in the box. He often makes ill informed or inappropriate comments. Must bed all the blood rushing to his penis.
He BGB
I have seen both Johnny Depp and Jon Hamm photos of them in revealing pants that should have been photo shopped (or the penis outline was actually photo shopped in). They’re Too Big. And I know I will be kidded about that statement but it’s true for me.
dean089
Yeah, I’ve never heard any guy insist “IS NOT!” when told that he has a big dick. LOL!
Sluggo2007
Oddly, as handsome as he is, Jon Hamm never did much for me. I don’t know exactly why.
drsmithnj
Please. It’s not that big and at his age can it actually grow
? I doubt it.
tghost54
Large penis is a great thing to admire, but when you have to have sex with it it is hard. ( pun intended)
It’s a complaint many well endowed men have. They end up hurting someone and they feel bad about it afterward.