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Ken Hutcherson Takes On Gay Loving Microsoft

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Ken Hutcherson has officially lost his mind.

Controversial and virulently anti-gay Hutcherson – pictured above getting down with the Klan – wants to wage an unholy war against Microsoft. The former footballer and FBI suspect reportedly asked his Evangelical peers and Jewish colleagues to buy up Microsoft stock and force the technology giant to abandon its gay rights advocacy.

Apparently Hutcherson told Microsoft that he’ll be their “worst nightmare” if they don’t concede. He also said that he refuses to be intimidated by Microsoft’s size, wealth and power:

I consider myself a warrior for Christ. Microsoft don’t scare me. I got God with me. I told them that you need to work with me or we will put a firestorm on you like you have never seen in you life because I am your worst nightmare. I am a black man with a righteous cause with a whole host of powerful white people behind me.

Yeah, because black men can’t do a damn thing without their cracker colleagues, you fucking jackass.

Speaking of black men, Hutcherson attempted to use Michael Jackson to highlight the difference between blacks and gay rights movements:

How many homosexuals have you ever seen had to ride on the back of a bus? I haven’t seen one. I know that many blacks have in the past.

I’ve never seen an ex-black. Michael Jackson couldn’t even achieve that. But I’ve seen ex-gays. We minister to them every day.

Hutcherson, Hutcherson, Hutcherson – if you’re going to try to contrast gay rights and black rights, it’s probably best not to invoke Michael Jackson’s name. Just a tip.