Lance Slurps It Up

Former boy bander Lance Bass popped into a Simpsons-sponsored “Kwik-E-Mart” yesterday for a slurpee – oh, we’re sorry, a “squishee” – and donut.

Be careful with those donuts, Lance. Sure, you look fairly fit and all, but you definitely don’t want to carry any extra weight when your crazy ex-boyfriend Reichen goes on a killing rampage, which he will…