Mario Lopez Wants You In His Pants, Paula Patton Confirms Robin Thicke’s Big D*ck & More!


Paula Patton seconds that emotion! And I’ll third and fourth it.

Miley Cyrus debuted at #1 on the Billboard and iTunes charts, proving that all those months of going cray cray may have actually been worth it.

Jessie Spano Elizabeth Berkley(-Lauren) recreated her second greatest acting achievement on Dancing with the Stars. And it was amazing. But I really need Gina Gershon to come tripping down a flight of stairs ASAP.

Kerry Washington and her glorious cheekbones will host Saturday Night Live on November 2, becoming only the 9th black woman to host in the show’s 39 season history.

A.C. Slater Mario Lopez apparently has too much junk in the trunk or he’s giving me directions, either way: fully on board.

Daniel Radcliffe and his Kill Your Darlings co-star Dane DeHaan have a billion-dollar movie idea and its budget is just shy of that, hence why they’ve turned to Kickstarter to fund their hardcore-sex-filled Brooklyn drama, Snowy River:

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  • LadyL

    Seriously. What is the deal with Mario Lopez?

  • Teleny

    Paula & Robin are definitely ménage fantasy material. :)

    Mario Lopez is such a closet case.

  • DarkZephyr

    @LadyL: He’s hot.

  • Rockery

    Mario is NOT hot. His desperation for attention is silly as well.

    Miley Cyrus debuting at #1, is not a huge deal, Justin Timberlakes unknown album was #1 last week, and Drake debuted at #1 the week before

  • manonyme

    have always loved slater’s, Mario’s, cheeks…the ones with dimples that is. . .i’m pretty sure the ‘lower’ cheeks don’t yet have dimples.

    but that position fits him and looks quite natural.

  • DarkZephyr

    @Rockery: He’s hot.

    @manonyme: Amen!

  • Kangol

    Mario should do a series of split pants shots, because they’re really hot, just like him.

  • Bob LaBlah

    I know he is short but that has to be a very long shirt he is wearing to stretch that far down to cover his entire crotch and ass. Think about it for a minute. Or are those black panties he’s wearing and I see no dick print in them?

    I had thought about a black athletic undershirt but as low as his shirt is unbuttoned one should be able to see the top of it. Something doesn’t look right about THIS picture of him either.

  • ouragannyc

    spread them legs Mario for daddy! Get ready to get pounded!!!

  • SteveDenver

    @ouragannyc: BINGO! Mario gots a nice “wide stance.”

    Robin Thicke has a big dick. Downside: It’s attached to Robin Thicke.

  • richard

    @LadyL: Mario Lopez Seems so Desperate for Attention. “GAG!” Robin Thicke , Who Cares. If I ain’t Gettin’ it, I don’t Care.

  • richard

    @Teleny: “With Pink Window Treatments.” MARIA POR FAVOR !” Salgate Ya.

  • richard

    @LadyL: Houston we Have Lift-off, But their seems to Be a Huge Hole In One of Our Thruster Tiles!”

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