Misery Loves Company

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From the editor: Editorial director David Hauslaib just sent me the link to a story on 52-year old Gary Duncan, a San Antonio, Texas, man who only wears lycra speedos. Yes, seriously; that’s all he wears – he wears them while working as a carpenter, mowing his lawn, and, horrifically, while riding his bike. It’s crazy.

I don’t know what I was thinking, but I opened the article’s slide show. This is the first thing I saw.

Now, reread the headline.

I’m sorry, but I needed a support system: you!

Update: The slide show appears to have been taken down. I know, you’re crushed…